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   >Other Uses for Tribbles   
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   >Quick-n-dirty tennis ball replacements.   
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   >Cuter than a congressman, performs most functions equally well,less   
   >likely to pass Bill-of-Rights-weakening legislation.   
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   >McTribbles.   
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   >Nominees for Supreme Court justice.   
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   >Tampons for the Amazing Colossal Woman.   
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   >Toss a handful in the toilet to wipe off skid marks.   
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   >Use them to plug the hole in the ozone layer.   
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   >Cozies for Ewok eggs.   
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   >Attach a handle, and who needs a Swiffer?   
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   >Great for getting the dust out of the CPU heat sink.   
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   >Let's just say "paintball" involves neither paint nor balls.   
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   >They'll buff your shuttlecraft to a fine polish. (And no, that's not a   
   >euphemism.)   
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   >Cheese puffs for really BIG eaters.   
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   >Add super glue and a power drill -- build a portable shoe buffer.   
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   >Strawberry/banana/tribble smoothies.   
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   >Tribble. It's what's for dinner.   
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   > and the Number 1 Other Use for Tribbles...   
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   >A soft, silky, renewable source of toilet paper!   
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   ROFL   
      
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