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|    Wouter Valentijn to Stan Jensen    |
|    Re: [HUMOR] - Ad Slogans for Orion Slave    |
|    03 Sep 05 15:00:39    |
      XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise       From: liam@valentijn.nu              Stan Jensen wrote:       > You'd think the irresistible green-skinned females from the "Star       > Trek" universe wouldn't need an ad campaign, but we thought in case       > they needed help, we'd be right there giving it our all.       >       > Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women       >       > Get a girl who knows what's under Orion's belt!       >       > MEAN, GREEN AND OBSCENE: Our Orion Slave Girls Have It All!       >       > Orions: when you absolutely, positively, need a slave girl overnight.       >       > Show us your green, we'll show you ours!       >       > Now available in chartreuse, pine green and olive drab!       >       > and the Number 1 Ad Slogan for Orion Slave Women...       >       > Forget the block. Forget the world. They've been around the galaxy.                     Not only our grass is greener....              Once you've had green, she'll stay in your gene....              I dream of Greenie....              Green: The color of love.              --       www.Wouter.Valentijn.name       www.zeppodunsel.nl       www.scifics.com       www.nksf.nl       liam=mail              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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