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   Message 3,434 of 3,801   
   Wouter Valentijn to Stan Jensen   
   Re: [HUMOR] - Ad Slogans for Orion Slave   
   03 Sep 05 15:00:39   
   
   XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: liam@valentijn.nu   
      
   Stan Jensen wrote:   
   > You'd think the irresistible green-skinned females from the "Star   
   > Trek" universe wouldn't need an ad campaign, but we thought in case   
   > they needed help, we'd be right there giving it our all.   
   >   
   > Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women   
   >   
   > Get a girl who knows what's under Orion's belt!   
   >   
   > MEAN, GREEN AND OBSCENE: Our Orion Slave Girls Have It All!   
   >   
   > Orions: when you absolutely, positively, need a slave girl overnight.   
   >   
   > Show us your green, we'll show you ours!   
   >   
   > Now available in chartreuse, pine green and olive drab!   
   >   
   > and the Number 1 Ad Slogan for Orion Slave Women...   
   >   
   > Forget the block. Forget the world. They've been around the galaxy.   
      
      
   Not only our grass is greener....   
      
   Once you've had green, she'll stay in your gene....   
      
   I dream of Greenie....   
      
   Green: The color of love.   
      
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