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   Message 3,482 of 3,801   
   Al Smith to All   
   Re: [NEWS] - Singer Considers Trek Movie   
   07 Dec 05 21:51:13   
   
   XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: invalid@address.com   
      
   >>>As for what he would do in his version of a Star Trek movie? "[That's]   
   >>>>> a longer story," he said. "It would involve ... it would be big. It   
   >>>>> would be very big."   
   >>   
   >>>   
   >>>Bring back Kirk!   
   >   
   >   
   > You mean wheel back Kirk.   
      
   Sulu: "We'll bring Kirk back in a floatation tank full of water."   
      
   Chekov: "But ... how will we carry that much water without   
   flooding the ship?"   
      
   Sulu: "Transparent aluminum. We'll build walls of six-inch   
   transparent aluminum. It worked for the whales."   
      
   Scotty: "Aye, laddie, it might work. But I dunna think six-inch   
   walls will be thick enough. What if he thrashes around in the   
   tank? It'll never take the strain!"   
      
   Sulu: "You're right, Mr. Scott. We'll use eight-inch thick walls."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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