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   From: 3cjmd@comcast.net   
      
   "Plain and Simple Cronan"  giggled himself   
   silly as he read what:   
      
   >recook77  wrote on <01bc3ec9$28145120$a   
   0492cf@default>#1/1   
      
   >>   
   >> Voyager needs Cronan like Lollapalooza needs John Tesh.   
   >>   
   >> Voyager needs Cronan like Hollywood needs Joe Ezsterhas.   
   >>   
   >> Voyager needs Cronan like MTV needs "Real World" reruns.   
   >>   
   >> Voyager needs Cronan like NARAL needs Randall Terry.   
   >>   
   >> Voyager needs Cronan like...well, you get the picture.   
      
   >Here we run into the problem. You have it backwards and you missed a >couple   
      
   >Cronan needs Voyager like Clinton needs Rush   
      
   Cronan needs Voyager like Kim Jong Ill needs a working penis.   
      
   >Cronan needs Voyager like Mother Teressea needs plastic surgery   
      
   Cronan needs Voyager like old Franklin needs a starfleet enema.   
      
   >Cronan needs Voyager like Voyager needs more episodes about Kes'   
   >reproductive cycle   
      
   Cronan needs Voyager like Robin needs a date with a Wookie!   
      
   Besides, Cronan does not need _Voyager_, silly.  He was the helmsman   
   in _Andromeda_ (straight out of the academy, too!).   
      
   Cheers,   
      
   Jaime   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)