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   "Captain Infinity"  wrote in message   
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   > Once Upon A Time   
   > Cronan Thompson wrote:   
   >   
   >>All 4 capts. are standing around in the middle of a time space anomaly and   
   >>chatting about their various adventures when the subject of women comes   
   >>up.   
   >>"Well I had lots of 'em but they always died on me," says Kirk   
   >>"I had this one but a trans-galactic being with powers beyond your   
   >>comprehension arrived and I never saw her again," says Picard, thinking of   
   >>Vash.   
   >>"Fried her did he?" says Kirk nonchalantly.   
   >>"No she went willingly." says Picard with obvious shame.   
   >>"You deserve it you murdering bastard," shouts Sisko, after calming down   
   >>he   
   >>says "I am sorry. I don't know what came over me...."   
   >>"That whole Borg thing? I here some people got shot at and stuff.... I was   
   >>under a desk looking for some paper clips when they attacked. I bumped my   
   >>head. Boy did that smart." says Janeway.   
   >   
   > They still use paper clips in the future?  I'm in the future *right now*   
   > and all I ever use is binder clips.   
   >   
   >>"How in all hell did you get a ship? How in all hell did you become a   
   >>captain?" says Kirk   
   >>"and what the hell is a Borg? Sounds like a Klingon with a knife in his   
   >>throat." he adds.   
   >>"That kind of joke is inappropriate sir. Please take it back or else."   
   >>says   
   >>Janeway, "Besides I got my job the old fashioned way: I slept with an   
   >>admiral."   
   >>"Which one?" asks Sisko with an intensely curious look on his face.   
   >>"Nacheyev," she says and turns back to face Kirk, "If you don't take it   
   >>back I'll beat you in the head till its soft."   
   >>"Ewwwwwww Nacheyev is ugly. And she always smells funny too." says Picard.   
   >>"She? SHE? You are one of those lesbos aren't yah?" says Kirk, barely   
   >>stifiling a giggle.   
   >>"Alright thats it," says Janeway. Janeway does a triple spinning back   
   >>birdkick and knocks his head off his shoulders.   
   >>"Wait lets negotiate!!!!" Picard screams like a girl. just as Janeways bot   
   >>connects   
   >>"Oh shut up."says Sisko in the the same moment as the words leave his lips   
   >>a phaser appears in his hand and he shoots him and Janeway dead who was   
   >>shuffling through Kirks pockets for stuff to take back to Voyager.   
   >>"Well I've done my good deed for the day,"says Sisko while putting away   
   >>the   
   >>small phaser, "Maybe I should go blow something up. That would be cool huh   
   >>huh huh. Explosions rule."   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>--   
   >>   
   Then whatshisface from Section31 turns up and arrests Sisk for murder.   
      
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