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   rbowman to Carlos E.R.   
   Re: Garbage bags   
   11 Dec 25 02:44:15   
   
   XPost: comp.os.linux.misc   
   From: bowman@montana.com   
      
   On Wed, 10 Dec 2025 14:49:10 +0100, Carlos E.R. wrote:   
      
   > Although I have to say that it is not nice to be walking on the country   
   > and have to keep watching for poo and avoiding it. The dogs poo right in   
   > the middle of the path, not like wild creatures.   
      
   Bears aren't that polite. The bike is pretty quite and I've surprised more   
   than one bear in the middle of a forest road taking a dump. Why squat in   
   the brush with stuff tickling your butt?   
      
   Segue to the old joke: Does a bear shit in the woods? Not if it can find a   
   Porta-Potty.   
      
   There's also something that seems to prefer rocks in the middle of the   
   trail. I think it's something in the weasel family but I may be wrong.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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