From: nospam@needed.invalid   
      
   On Thu, 1/15/2026 4:19 AM, Andy Burns wrote:   
   > Paul wrote:   
   >   
   >> T wrote:   
   >> >> some one on youtube is claiming the Windows 12 will   
   >>> be a "subscription" service.   
   >>   
   >> You would be subscribing to a bug-hunt ???   
   >> How clever. Here, let me prepare a marketing powerpoint slide.   
   >>   
   >> In the following, the "?" indicate   
   >> fanciful drug-induced value propositions.   
   >>   
   >>      1)  ?   
   >>   
   >>      2)  ?   
   >>   
   >>      3) Profit!   
   > Hey Copilot, write a marketing powerpoint presentation for Windows 12   
   >   
   > Windows 12 Launch Deck   
   >   
   > ⭐ Slide 1 — Introducing Windows 12   
   > The Future of Personal Computing Starts Now   
   > •     A new era of intelligence, speed, and seamless connectivity   
   > •     Designed for work, creativity, and everything in between   
   > •     Built to adapt to you, not the other way around   
   >   
   > ⚡ Slide 2 — AI at the Core   
   > Smarter. Faster. More Personal.   
   > •     Adaptive performance that learns your workflow   
   > •     Real‑time optimization for apps, gaming, and multitasking   
   > •     Intelligent suggestions that reduce friction and boost   
   productivity   
   >   
   > ☁️ Slide 3 — Cloud‑Connected Experience   
   > Your World, Always in Sync   
   > •     Instant access to files, settings, and apps across devices   
   > •     Unified Microsoft ecosystem for work and life   
   > •     Zero‑effort continuity whether you're at home, in the office,   
   or on the go   
   >   
   > 🔐 Slide 4 — Security Reinvented   
   > Protection You Can Trust   
   > •     Hardware‑rooted security from the moment you power on   
   > •     AI‑driven threat detection and rapid response   
   > •     Privacy‑first design that keeps you in control   
   >   
   > 🎨 Slide 5 — A Modern, Unified Design   
   > Beautiful. Intuitive. Effortless.   
   > •     Refined interface built for clarity and focus   
   > •     New customization options for a truly personal desktop   
   > •     Smooth animations and responsive interactions   
   >   
   > 🔄 Slide 6 — Always Up to Date   
   > Innovation Without Interruption   
   > •     Background updates that stay out of your way   
   > •     Faster installation and reboot times   
   > •     Continuous improvements delivered quietly and reliably   
   >   
   > 🚀 Slide 7 — Why Windows 12   
   > The Most Capable Windows Ever   
   > •     Built for creators, gamers, professionals, and everyday users   
   > •     Designed for the next decade of computing   
   > •     A platform that evolves with you   
   >   
      
   See, that's stealing the Apple Marketing Language.   
      
      Beautiful. Intuitive. Effortless.      # And that is just my Hula Hoop   
      
   The Microsoft Language is   
      
      Test Our Bugs For Us.   
      Our Bestess Ever OS, we pinky swear this time.   
      Now with extra Deck Chairs to move around.   
      The Deck Chairs are nailed down -- go ahead, try and move then.   
      
     Paul   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)