From: winstonmvp@gmail.com   
      
   Paul wrote on 1/16/2026 10:07 AM:   
   > On Thu, 1/15/2026 4:19 AM, Andy Burns wrote:   
   >> Paul wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> T wrote:   
   >>>>> some one on youtube is claiming the Windows 12 will   
   >>>> be a "subscription" service.   
   >>>   
   >>> You would be subscribing to a bug-hunt ???   
   >>> How clever. Here, let me prepare a marketing powerpoint slide.   
   >>>   
   >>> In the following, the "?" indicate   
   >>> fanciful drug-induced value propositions.   
   >>>   
   >>>       1)  ?   
   >>>   
   >>>       2)  ?   
   >>>   
   >>>       3) Profit!   
   >> Hey Copilot, write a marketing powerpoint presentation for Windows 12   
   >>   
   >> Windows 12 Launch Deck   
   >>   
   >> ⭐ Slide 1 — Introducing Windows 12   
   >> The Future of Personal Computing Starts Now   
   >> •     A new era of intelligence, speed, and seamless connectivity   
   >> •     Designed for work, creativity, and everything in between   
   >> •     Built to adapt to you, not the other way around   
   >>   
   >> ⚡ Slide 2 — AI at the Core   
   >> Smarter. Faster. More Personal.   
   >> •     Adaptive performance that learns your workflow   
   >> •     Real‑time optimization for apps, gaming, and multitasking   
   >> •     Intelligent suggestions that reduce friction and boost   
   productivity   
   >>   
   >> ☁️ Slide 3 — Cloud‑Connected Experience   
   >> Your World, Always in Sync   
   >> •     Instant access to files, settings, and apps across devices   
   >> •     Unified Microsoft ecosystem for work and life   
   >> •     Zero‑effort continuity whether you're at home, in the office,   
   or on the go   
   >>   
   >> 🔐 Slide 4 — Security Reinvented   
   >> Protection You Can Trust   
   >> •     Hardware‑rooted security from the moment you power on   
   >> •     AI‑driven threat detection and rapid response   
   >> •     Privacy‑first design that keeps you in control   
   >>   
   >> 🎨 Slide 5 — A Modern, Unified Design   
   >> Beautiful. Intuitive. Effortless.   
   >> •     Refined interface built for clarity and focus   
   >> •     New customization options for a truly personal desktop   
   >> •     Smooth animations and responsive interactions   
   >>   
   >> 🔄 Slide 6 — Always Up to Date   
   >> Innovation Without Interruption   
   >> •     Background updates that stay out of your way   
   >> •     Faster installation and reboot times   
   >> •     Continuous improvements delivered quietly and reliably   
   >>   
   >> 🚀 Slide 7 — Why Windows 12   
   >> The Most Capable Windows Ever   
   >> •     Built for creators, gamers, professionals, and everyday users   
   >> •     Designed for the next decade of computing   
   >> •     A platform that evolves with you   
   >>   
   >   
   > See, that's stealing the Apple Marketing Language.   
   >   
   >     Beautiful. Intuitive. Effortless.      # And that is just my Hula Hoop   
   >   
   > The Microsoft Language is   
   >   
   >     Test Our Bugs For Us.   
   >     Our Bestess Ever OS, we pinky swear this time.   
   >     Now with extra Deck Chairs to move around.   
   >     The Deck Chairs are nailed down -- go ahead, try and move then.   
   >   
   >    Paul   
   >   
   :) That language applies/used by MacOsx, Android, and Linux(which by ist   
   shear nature of 'plenty of hands in the same pie') is basically a testing   
   ground across all users.   
      
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