From: crwlr@verizon.net   
      
   ": p"  wrote in message   
   news:47fc71de$0$6514$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...   
   >I agree fully with you.  Just stating something is "HOT"  or "COLD" is   
   >totally ambiguous.  I think all of America needs to define the specifics of   
   >what is hot or cold and label those items accordingly.  That way, no one   
   >can be injured by touching something labeled at hot, or sticking their   
   >tongue to a post when it's too cold.   
   >   
   > Also, while we're at it, lets all make it a point Not to accept personal   
   > responsibility when we do something foolish.   
   >   
   > BTW...can anyone recommend a lawyer.  I may need to sue Stanley Tools.  I   
   > hit my thumb with a hammer the other day and it really hurts.  Might even   
   > have to go to the hospital to have the pressure relieved from the blood   
   > blister.  I think Stanley Tools should be providing some sort of hand   
   > protector since I'm sure they're aware a klutz like me, swinging a hammer,   
   > could cause a jury.   
      
   Be sure to point out that you were standing on the top rung of one of their   
   ladders and fell off because you hit your thumb with their hammer. Don't   
   mention that the ladder was set up on the sidewalk with two legs, and on   
   dirt with the other two. You might also want to avoid the discussion that   
   you were putting in a brad with a sledge hammer.   
      
   After all, if you are going to pour coffee on your lap, you would not want   
   it known that the car you were riding in was burning rubber as it left the   
   parking lot of the restaraunt where you bought the coffee.   
      
   Seriously, the complete lack of proper equipment (cup holders) in the   
   vehicle to safely transport beverages of any kind, and the moronic   
   application of throttle, brakes, and steering input during the completely   
   unsafe transportation of any liquid is not a criticall factor in the   
   injuries you might receive -- much like the injuries you received by using   
   the wrong hammer and inappropriate platform while putting in a nail.   
      
   While you are going after the hammer manufacturer, you may as well chase   
   down the nail maker because they do not tell you on the box that a brad   
   should be put in with a 3 oz. hammer instead of a 3 lb. hammer.   
      
      
      
      
   > "Fuller Wrath"  wrote in message   
   > news:QUBKj.12831$yD6.2706@newsfe08.phx...   
   >> Bullshite. You obviously have bought into the Reich wing talking points   
   >> and know nothing of the facts. But that's okay. When you are injured   
   >> because of corporate neglect you can take solace in knowing that it was   
   >> all your own fault.   
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   >> "Jeff Strickland"  wrote in message   
   >> news:DHBKj.3478$3w2.3017@trnddc05...   
   >>> Didn't your mother teach you that you should not carry hot coffee   
   >>> between your knees or your privates might get scalded?   
   >>>   
   >>> This was a stupid lawsuit that should have been wrapped around a brick   
   >>> launched out of the court with a sling shot.   
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