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   JD Young to All   
   The Queen, an Iman, and a Rabbi...   
   21 Sep 22 06:03:29   
   
   From: jondyoungsaddictioncounselor@gmail.com   
      
   The Queen, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a stay   
   with a 300lb. pig the longest   
      
   The Queen is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes she   
   comes out spluttering and throwing up.   
      
   Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and   
   goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better   
   than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out   
   looking green and experiencing projectile diarrhoea.   
      
   Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and   
   watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that   
   the rabbi has won the bet.   
      
   They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.   
      
   J Young   
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