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   From: lordofalostplant@gmail.com   
      
   A Anglican minister, an Iman and a rabbi make a wager; who can stay   
   with a 300 lbs pig in a sty the longest   
      
   The clergyman is the first to go in.  After no more than 15 minutes he   
   comes out spluttering and has terrible diarrhea.   
      
   Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and   
   goes into the sty.  Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better   
   than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out   
   looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.   
      
   Now it's the turn of the 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and   
   watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that   
   the  'rabbi' has won the bet.   
      
   They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)