From: jondyoungsaddictioncounselor@gmail.com   
      
   On Wednesday, September 21, 2022 at 3:03:11 PM UTC-5, Ed Debevic wrote:   
   > A Anglican minister, an Iman and a rabbi make a wager; who can stay   
   > with a 300 lbs pig in a sty the longest   
   >   
   > The clergyman is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he   
   > comes out spluttering and has terrible diarrhea.   
   >   
   > Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and   
   > goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better   
   > than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out   
   > looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.   
   >   
   > Now it's the turn of the 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and   
   > watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that   
   > the 'rabbi' has won the bet.   
   >   
   > They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.   
      
   That's a favorite!   
   Here's one my friend Bill Donahue told me:   
      
   Q: What's the difference between a zit and a priest?   
   A: A zit waits until you are 13 before coming on your face.   
      
   Take it from me, it's true!   
      
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