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   From: hebe1@judensau.org   
      
   Semitic humor   
      
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   q; What do you call a flying jew?   
   a; smoke   
      
   q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?   
   a:  good start   
      
   q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?   
   a: He always burn all the Franks   
      
   q: How do you get a jewish girls number   
   a: Roll up her sleeve   
      
   q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?   
   a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million   
   more to go!   
      
   q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into   
   a wall?   
   a: He breaks his nose!   
      
   q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?   
   a: Somebody dropped a shekel!   
      
   Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire   
   insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.   
   "The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first   
   jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"   
      
   q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?   
   a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'   
      
   q: Why don't jews eat pork?   
   a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)