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   Chess One to allan connochie   
   Re: The Truth is out about the Irish, We   
   18 Aug 07 13:33:40   
   
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   From: innes8@verizon.net   
      
   "allan connochie"  wrote in message   
   news:Vf4xi.35923$vi3.32115@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...   
      
   >> Yes - as I said, my name is Innes or Roxeburghe.   
   >   
   > Could be a good mixture of Fleming and Anglian Borderer then? Throws in a   
   > grenade then runs for cover :-)   
      
   Fortunately my lineage is of the very finest of insane cut-your-throat rabid   
   catholic Jacobite stock - thru the he'tha, thru the he'tha.   
      
   Therefore I do not rise to such minor inducements to raize your city or   
   desecrate family graves for a nothing, although I will consider having you   
   personally excommunicated in real Latin, if you are willing to pay the extra   
   fee.   
      
   Should you prefer mortal combat we could chose a remote spot - and I suggest   
   Glen Einich, which has a decent hike-in to encourage the appetties and where   
   after the traditional send-off meal not unsimilar to rendering one's self   
   insensible on Burn's night - the bashed neeps with so much pepper you canna   
   taste the haggis, and the Islay single malt with so much barnyard and   
   dead-sheep bracken-flavour  in it that you can happily listen to   
   Robbie Burns, Rabid Bairns or Enid bloody Blighton.   
      
   Cordially! Phil Innes   
      
   > Allan   
   >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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