XPost: soc.culture.welsh, soc.culture.cornish, soc.culture.irish   
   XPost: soc.culture.scottish   
   From: innes8@verizon.net   
      
   "The Highlander"  wrote in message   
   news:0rvgc352qj8n3vf17svbj2uvaaqg76ljf8@4ax.com...   
   > On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:43:34 GMT, "Chess One"    
   > wrote:   
   >   
   >>   
   >>"The Highlander"  wrote in message   
   >>news:sdkec31lfa83jlug8grodqleuk75tqm1dp@4ax.com...   
   >>>>Is English your first language?   
   >>>   
   >>> I already asked if he would revert to standard English.   
   >>>   
   >>> It has been puzzling me too. My guess is re-enactor's English of the   
   >>> "Hark! What Light Through Yonder Window Breaks?" variety. I wonder if   
   >>> he wears a codpiece when declaiming...   
   >>   
   >>Really? You rascal, you! Its all coming out now, those who wonder overmuch   
   >>on the page might wonder around outside more.   
   >   
   > What in the name of God are you talking about?   
   >>   
   >>What, BTW, is 'standard English?'   
   >   
   > Any form of English which is universally understood. Like Hochdeutsch   
   > for German and Mandarin for the Chinese.   
   >   
   > I knew you wouldn't know.   
      
   Swami Highlander Strikes Again!   
      
      
   > If we could have a hint of your origins -   
      
   I knew it!   
      
   > Alabama? Nigeria? Pakistan? any of the Eurotrash countries? we could   
   > adjust our English accordingly.   
      
   Because I challenged yours? It is very i,portant to you, this, er, racial   
   stuff, no? More so than what is said!   
      
   > For example, if your roots are based in Nigeria:   
      
   I rarely report to the Armband-Party of any newsgroup. But I catch your   
   drift - you are getting more and more angry because you don't know things,   
   so, for you, you need to reduce me to even less, then the psychological   
   mechanism in you allows you to accept yourself.   
      
   You don't care what happens to anyone else, nor any more objective stance   
   either, is that about it?   
      
      
   > "Lotta people gonna be wonderin' about how de corner-stone ob American   
   > social literature gittin' laid. Lotta people gonna be walkin' about   
   > over de nex' few centuries an' quotin' Phil Innes' amazin' opinions at   
   > one anudder an' muttering "How dis great talent kickin' off?"   
      
   Fucking Martha! - You really are a rascist! You are completely off your   
   rocker, comrade.   
      
   > "History gonna be recognisin' where you de fust-class Scottish history   
   > genius, also de dipperlomatic giant o' yo generation, not to mention   
   > bein' a dab hand at spreadin' de cultural rhino shit, but how it   
   > comin' about dat de great Phil Innes also wipin' de floor wid Wilfrid   
   > Shakespeare an' Edward de Gibbon an' similar when postin' to SCS?"   
      
   Such wit! Can you do black&white minstrels?   
      
   > See how quickly we adapt to the local speech? Try us   
      
   'we' again!   
      
   > - we're quite   
   > sophisticated about such matters, given that we built an Empire for   
   > the sorry motherless bedwetters south of the Scottish Border and   
   > managed to pick up a few dialects on our travels...   
   >   
   > Ever anxious to be of service!   
      
   No content and 100% abuse, start to finish. There are markets for such   
   services, teuch!   
      
   Phil Innes   
      
   >   
   > The Highlander   
   > Tilgibh smucaid air do làmhan,   
   > togaibh a' bhratach dhubh agus   
   > toisichibh a' geàrradh na sgòrnanan!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)