XPost: soc.culture.welsh, soc.culture.cornish, soc.culture.irish   
   XPost: soc.culture.scottish   
   From: micheil@shaw.ca   
      
   On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 19:51:22 GMT, "Chess One"    
   wrote:   
      
   >   
   >"The Highlander"  wrote in message   
   >news:0rvgc352qj8n3vf17svbj2uvaaqg76ljf8@4ax.com...   
   >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:43:34 GMT, "Chess One"    
   >> wrote:   
   >>   
   >>>   
   >>>"The Highlander"  wrote in message   
   >>>news:sdkec31lfa83jlug8grodqleuk75tqm1dp@4ax.com...   
   >>>>>Is English your first language?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> I already asked if he would revert to standard English.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> It has been puzzling me too. My guess is re-enactor's English of the   
   >>>> "Hark! What Light Through Yonder Window Breaks?" variety. I wonder if   
   >>>> he wears a codpiece when declaiming...   
   >>>   
   >>>Really? You rascal, you! Its all coming out now, those who wonder overmuch   
   >>>on the page might wonder around outside more.   
   >>   
   >> What in the name of God are you talking about?   
   >>>   
   >>>What, BTW, is 'standard English?'   
   >>   
   >> Any form of English which is universally understood. Like Hochdeutsch   
   >> for German and Mandarin for the Chinese.   
   >>   
   >> I knew you wouldn't know.   
   >   
   >Swami Highlander Strikes Again!   
   >   
   >   
   >> If we could have a hint of your origins -   
   >   
   >I knew it!   
   >   
   >> Alabama? Nigeria? Pakistan? any of the Eurotrash countries? we could   
   >> adjust our English accordingly.   
   >   
   >Because I challenged yours? It is very i,portant to you, this, er, racial   
   >stuff, no? More so than what is said!   
   >   
   >> For example, if your roots are based in Nigeria:   
   >   
   >I rarely report to the Armband-Party of any newsgroup. But I catch your   
   >drift - you are getting more and more angry because you don't know things,   
   >so, for you, you need to reduce me to even less, then the psychological   
   >mechanism in you allows you to accept yourself.   
   >   
   >You don't care what happens to anyone else, nor any more objective stance   
   >either, is that about it?   
   >   
   >   
   >> "Lotta people gonna be wonderin' about how de corner-stone ob American   
   >> social literature gittin' laid. Lotta people gonna be walkin' about   
   >> over de nex' few centuries an' quotin' Phil Innes' amazin' opinions at   
   >> one anudder an' muttering "How dis great talent kickin' off?"   
   >   
   >Fucking Martha! - You really are a rascist! You are completely off your   
   >rocker, comrade.   
   >   
   >> "History gonna be recognisin' where you de fust-class Scottish history   
   >> genius, also de dipperlomatic giant o' yo generation, not to mention   
   >> bein' a dab hand at spreadin' de cultural rhino shit, but how it   
   >> comin' about dat de great Phil Innes also wipin' de floor wid Wilfrid   
   >> Shakespeare an' Edward de Gibbon an' similar when postin' to SCS?"   
   >   
   >Such wit! Can you do black&white minstrels?   
   >   
   >> See how quickly we adapt to the local speech? Try us   
   >   
   >'we' again!   
   >   
   >> - we're quite   
   >> sophisticated about such matters, given that we built an Empire for   
   >> the sorry motherless bedwetters south of the Scottish Border and   
   >> managed to pick up a few dialects on our travels...   
   >>   
   >> Ever anxious to be of service!   
   >   
   >No content and 100% abuse, start to finish. There are markets for such   
   >services, teuch!   
   >   
   >Phil Innes   
      
   You and Doctor Goebbels had so much in common - the same ability to   
   ignore unwanted questions and respond with utterly irrelevent hogwash.   
      
   It is an inadequate response to prance around like an Italian dancing   
   master evading the feet of his partner, in this case; the "twa wi the   
   buit an yin wi the heid" for which Scots are famous; because we have   
   had plenty here before who made the error of thinking that he would be   
   dealing with a bunch of comic opera hayseeds in skirts.   
      
   We're only halfway through the year, but I think it's safe, even at   
   this early stage to put your name forward for Biggest SCS Guest   
   Arsehole of the Year!   
      
   This is a prestigious post, as it ensures that if you ever poke your   
   nose in here again, thousands will rush to witness you being ridiculed   
   to death.   
      
   You may have noticed the name Akins of that Ilk being mentioned here   
   and there in connection with your posts; he was the last person to   
   tackle us as you have and he went from being the pseudo-Chief of a   
   Scottish clan, to a man on the run from the law for false pretences,   
   etc., all courtesy of soc.scottish.cululture.   
      
   Now. let's try again. May we have a list of your academic   
   qualifications, please, preferably those relevent to your original   
   stated purpose for being here, despite insulting everyone who did his   
   best to help you?   
      
   The Highlander   
   Tilgibh smucaid air do làmhan,   
   togaibh a' bhratach dhubh agus   
   toisichibh a' geàrradh na sgòrnanan!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)