XPost: soc.culture.welsh, soc.culture.cornish, soc.culture.irish   
   XPost: soc.culture.scottish   
   From: micheil@shaw.ca   
      
   On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 19:51:22 GMT, "Chess One"    
   wrote:   
      
   >   
   >"The Highlander" wrote in message   
   >news:0rvgc352qj8n3vf17svbj2uvaaqg76ljf8@4ax.com...   
   >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:43:34 GMT, "Chess One"    
   >> wrote:   
   >>   
   >>>   
   >>>"The Highlander" wrote in message   
   >>>news:sdkec31lfa83jlug8grodqleuk75tqm1dp@4ax.com...   
   >>>>>Is English your first language?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> I already asked if he would revert to standard English.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> It has been puzzling me too. My guess is re-enactor's English of the   
   >>>> "Hark! What Light Through Yonder Window Breaks?" variety. I wonder if   
   >>>> he wears a codpiece when declaiming...   
   >>>   
   >>>Really? You rascal, you! Its all coming out now, those who wonder overmuch   
   >>>on the page might wonder around outside more.   
   >>   
   >> What in the name of God are you talking about?   
   >>>   
   >>>What, BTW, is 'standard English?'   
   >>   
   >> Any form of English which is universally understood. Like Hochdeutsch   
   >> for German and Mandarin for the Chinese.   
   >>   
   >> I knew you wouldn't know.   
   >   
   >Swami Highlander Strikes Again!   
   >   
   >   
   >> If we could have a hint of your origins -   
   >   
   >I knew it!   
   >   
   >> Alabama? Nigeria? Pakistan? any of the Eurotrash countries? we could   
   >> adjust our English accordingly.   
   >   
   >Because I challenged yours? It is very i,portant to you, this, er, racial   
   >stuff, no? More so than what is said!   
   >   
   >> For example, if your roots are based in Nigeria:   
   >   
   >I rarely report to the Armband-Party of any newsgroup. But I catch your   
   >drift - you are getting more and more angry because you don't know things,   
   >so, for you, you need to reduce me to even less, then the psychological   
   >mechanism in you allows you to accept yourself.   
   >   
   >You don't care what happens to anyone else, nor any more objective stance   
   >either, is that about it?   
      
   I have contemplated many a freshly dead body. The sight of yours would   
   not cost me any sleep. Your intellectual abilities have not even   
   aroused my interest in your survival.   
   >   
   >   
   >> "Lotta people gonna be wonderin' about how de corner-stone ob American   
   >> social literature gittin' laid. Lotta people gonna be walkin' about   
   >> over de nex' few centuries an' quotin' Phil Innes' amazin' opinions at   
   >> one anudder an' muttering "How dis great talent kickin' off?"   
   >   
   >Fucking Martha! - You really are a rascist! You are completely off your   
   >rocker, comrade.   
      
   On the contrary, it was intended to amuse the others here. Apparently,   
   you accepted it at face value. I think this group is a little too   
   mature for you to play in as we don't do kiddytime.   
      
   >   
   >> "History gonna be recognisin' where you de fust-class Scottish history   
   >> genius, also de dipperlomatic giant o' yo generation, not to mention   
   >> bein' a dab hand at spreadin' de cultural rhino shit, but how it   
   >> comin' about dat de great Phil Innes also wipin' de floor wid Wilfrid   
   >> Shakespeare an' Edward de Gibbon an' similar when postin' to SCS?"   
   >   
   >Such wit! Can you do black&white minstrels?   
   >   
   >> See how quickly we adapt to the local speech? Try us   
   >   
   >'we' again!   
   >   
   >> - we're quite   
   >> sophisticated about such matters, given that we built an Empire for   
   >> the sorry motherless bedwetters south of the Scottish Border and   
   >> managed to pick up a few dialects on our travels...   
   >>   
   >> Ever anxious to be of service!   
   >   
   >No content and 100% abuse, start to finish. There are markets for such   
   >services, teuch!   
   >   
   >Phil Innes   
      
      
   Your surrender is accepted. Now go away and play elsewhere.   
      
      
   The Highlander   
   Tilgibh smucaid air do làmhan,   
   togaibh a' bhratach dhubh agus   
   toisichibh a' geàrradh na sgòrnanan!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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