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   partymaster@rock.com to All   
   The True Playas know when to party (1/2)   
   13 Feb 09 15:02:38   
   
   2cdbe21d   
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   I never go out past 9:00PM.  If I am going to party I go out either   
   4:00-7:00 or 6:00-9:00.  This is when all the true playas go out.  And   
   this is how we get the hottest poontang.  We know we need beauty sleep   
   at least 8 hours every night.  So I go to sleep by 10:30pm and get up   
   6:30-7:30AM.  By 9:00pm I am home and have time only for sex or   
   sleep.  Which is why I get ready for bed a half an hour to an hour   
   before bedtime.  A perfect schedule might go something like this:   
      
   6:30am wake, eat snack of fruit and protein shake   
   7:00 go to workout - got to look good for the ladies   
   8:00 done with workout return home to get dressed, eat, brush teeth,   
   shave, shit, shower - in that order   
   9:00 begin work   
   12:00 time for my hour lunch which I may use to hit it up with the   
   ladies   
   1:00 back to work   
   4:00 quitin time - time for happy hour - hit the bar or early hour   
   discotech or strip club   
   4:30-5:00 start dinnertime   
   6:00 Prime bar time for the prime party hour of 6:00-7:00 and beyond   
   8:30 leave the bar to go home with the beautiful hunny I am going to   
   sex that night   
   10:00 done with sex after giving and experiencing mind-blowing orgasms   
   - get ready for bed   
   10:30 sleep and dreaming.  Love is the best sleep secret.   
      
   I do this 7 days a week.  On Saturday and Sunday it's the daytime   
   pool, beach, or discotech/bar parties at 12:00 noon after 9:00am   
   social breakfast/brunch.   
      
   Nightlife is for LOOSERS who will never become a success in life.  You   
   pretty much  have to work, live and play in the same neighborhood to   
   totally make things work though.   
      
   I hope to see more early hour events posted and promoted on Craigslist   
   events and http://www.clubzone.com.  Remember, it's not the time or   
   the place, but the CROWD that counts.  To throw a party you have to   
   promote or invite all the best people.  Also I don't drink too much.   
   If there's social drinking I will open only one beer to sip on and   
   that's it.   
      
   Life is just Sleep, Exercise, Chores, Job, Look for Job, Social Life,   
   and maybe Solitary Leisure activities which generally suck such as   
   Spectator Entertainment of Television and Movies, Books, and the   
   endless magazine which is the internet.   
      
   The internet is:   
      
   1. Job Hunting   
   2. Learning   
     Endless Magazine which is the Internet:   
   3. News   
   4. Newsgroups   
   5. Porn   
     Social Life:   
   6. Facebook/Myspace   
   7. Chatting   
   -   
   8. Television   
   9. Email - takes little time   
   10. Video Games - I don't play   
      
   Only real question is overlap between positive learning (for chores   
   and self improvement and knowledge about the world) and the rather   
   unproductive endless magazine which is the internet (good for only   
   poor entertainment value).   
      
   Chores are: Food Shopping, Laundry, Cleaning, Take out Trash, Bills,   
   Dishes, Junk Mail, Random Chores   
   I recommend getting everything set up so you don't have to do hardly   
   any chores except those for life improvement.   
      
   When you sex, use at least two forms of birth control.  Use a condom   
   and the pull-out method until you're sure she's on the pill or other   
   hormonal birth control.  You may then use a condom and the hormonal   
   birth control until she's tested for HIV and you're sure she clean   
   from other STD's, then you may use hormonal birth control and pull-out   
   method, or hormonal birth control and diaphragm.  People sometimes   
   want to cum in the pussy for sexual bonding, but such frequent   
   practice is not a very good idea without two forms of birth control   
   which I can only think would be hormonal birth control and diaphragm,   
   you're way safer with two forms of birth control.  Ideally one day we   
   will have Norplant for both men and women, which was the safest birth   
   control and didn't require taking pills or getting frequent shots.   
   Also if you're going to have multiple partners, it's wise to get a   
   test for Syphilis, Gonorrhea and Chlamydia twice a year as they may   
   sometimes be symptomless, and the latter two can lead to Epididimytus   
   in men and Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID) in women which can both   
   lead to infertility,   
   Plus, consider vaccinations for Hepatitis B, and Gardasil - Gardasil   
   protects against 90% of genital warts, and 70% of vaginal cancers, and   
   likely protects against oral cancer as well, which a recent John   
   Hopkins study just discovered makes performing oral sex on vaginas   
   likely a higher risk than HIV through vaginal intercourse.   
      
   There may always be some risk of a getting a vaccine, but the   
   increased risk is usually outweighed by the decreased risk of the   
   disease you're protected against.   
      
   Also ask your partner if they have any diseases and inspect genitals   
   before sex.   
   Refrain from sex if you have cuts or lesions as it can increase risk   
   of hiv and herpes, also be aware this applies to semen in the mouth if   
   you have cuts in your mouth.  Using mouthwash helps cuts to heal   
   faster.   
      
   10 most common STDs   
      
   Type of disease:   
      
   Herpes - Skin / Virus   
   Warts/HPV - Skin / Virus   
   HIV - Blood / Virus   
   Molluscum Contagiosum - Skin / Virus   
      
   Gonorrhea - Bacteria   
   Chlamydia/NGU - Bacteria   
   Trichomoniasis - Bacteria   
   Crabs - Skin / Parasite   
   Scabies - Skin / Parasite   
   Syphilis - Bacteria   
      
   You can get tested for at least four of these, Gonorrhea-urine,   
   Chlamydia-urine, Syphilis-blood, and HIV-blood.  A Trichomoniasis test   
   requires a wet mount or a culture.  There are blood tests for Herpes,   
   but they aren't normally given.  You can check your partner's genitals   
   for the five others; Herpes, Warts, Molluscum Contagiosum, Crabs, and   
   Scabies.  However it's possible that these diseases could be present   
   even if not noticeable.   
      
   An over the counter test for HIV would really help stem the tide of   
   this STD - which incidence seems to be increasing.   
   Condoms decrease the risk of HIV by 90%, and should be worn for anal   
   as well as vaginal intercourse with untested partners.   
      
   -   
      
   Some people are so scared of the risks and dangers of sex, that they   
   never sex.  Other people do not use precautions or have safe sex.  The   
   idea is that everyone should take precautions, and that sex is safe if   
   you do so - if it actually is; it maybe is.   
      
   As long as civilization does not fall, there will always be birth   
   control from now on.  Disease can be cured or eliminated, and new   
   diseases may come into existence.  There could also, worse, be another   
   present-day connection between sex and disease that we do not know,   
   such as the connection they just found between cunnlingus and oral   
      
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