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|    The True Playas know when to party (1/2)    |
|    13 Feb 09 15:02:38    |
      2cdbe21d       XPost: alt.religion.christian.hypocrisy, alt.religion.afterlife,       alt.religion.christian.ukrainian-orthodox       XPost: alt.religion.christian.vineyard              I never go out past 9:00PM. If I am going to party I go out either       4:00-7:00 or 6:00-9:00. This is when all the true playas go out. And       this is how we get the hottest poontang. We know we need beauty sleep       at least 8 hours every night. So I go to sleep by 10:30pm and get up       6:30-7:30AM. By 9:00pm I am home and have time only for sex or       sleep. Which is why I get ready for bed a half an hour to an hour       before bedtime. A perfect schedule might go something like this:              6:30am wake, eat snack of fruit and protein shake       7:00 go to workout - got to look good for the ladies       8:00 done with workout return home to get dressed, eat, brush teeth,       shave, shit, shower - in that order       9:00 begin work       12:00 time for my hour lunch which I may use to hit it up with the       ladies       1:00 back to work       4:00 quitin time - time for happy hour - hit the bar or early hour       discotech or strip club       4:30-5:00 start dinnertime       6:00 Prime bar time for the prime party hour of 6:00-7:00 and beyond       8:30 leave the bar to go home with the beautiful hunny I am going to       sex that night       10:00 done with sex after giving and experiencing mind-blowing orgasms       - get ready for bed       10:30 sleep and dreaming. Love is the best sleep secret.              I do this 7 days a week. On Saturday and Sunday it's the daytime       pool, beach, or discotech/bar parties at 12:00 noon after 9:00am       social breakfast/brunch.              Nightlife is for LOOSERS who will never become a success in life. You       pretty much have to work, live and play in the same neighborhood to       totally make things work though.              I hope to see more early hour events posted and promoted on Craigslist       events and http://www.clubzone.com. Remember, it's not the time or       the place, but the CROWD that counts. To throw a party you have to       promote or invite all the best people. Also I don't drink too much.       If there's social drinking I will open only one beer to sip on and       that's it.              Life is just Sleep, Exercise, Chores, Job, Look for Job, Social Life,       and maybe Solitary Leisure activities which generally suck such as       Spectator Entertainment of Television and Movies, Books, and the       endless magazine which is the internet.              The internet is:              1. Job Hunting       2. Learning        Endless Magazine which is the Internet:       3. News       4. Newsgroups       5. Porn        Social Life:       6. Facebook/Myspace       7. Chatting       -       8. Television       9. Email - takes little time       10. Video Games - I don't play              Only real question is overlap between positive learning (for chores       and self improvement and knowledge about the world) and the rather       unproductive endless magazine which is the internet (good for only       poor entertainment value).              Chores are: Food Shopping, Laundry, Cleaning, Take out Trash, Bills,       Dishes, Junk Mail, Random Chores       I recommend getting everything set up so you don't have to do hardly       any chores except those for life improvement.              When you sex, use at least two forms of birth control. Use a condom       and the pull-out method until you're sure she's on the pill or other       hormonal birth control. You may then use a condom and the hormonal       birth control until she's tested for HIV and you're sure she clean       from other STD's, then you may use hormonal birth control and pull-out       method, or hormonal birth control and diaphragm. People sometimes       want to cum in the pussy for sexual bonding, but such frequent       practice is not a very good idea without two forms of birth control       which I can only think would be hormonal birth control and diaphragm,       you're way safer with two forms of birth control. Ideally one day we       will have Norplant for both men and women, which was the safest birth       control and didn't require taking pills or getting frequent shots.       Also if you're going to have multiple partners, it's wise to get a       test for Syphilis, Gonorrhea and Chlamydia twice a year as they may       sometimes be symptomless, and the latter two can lead to Epididimytus       in men and Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID) in women which can both       lead to infertility,       Plus, consider vaccinations for Hepatitis B, and Gardasil - Gardasil       protects against 90% of genital warts, and 70% of vaginal cancers, and       likely protects against oral cancer as well, which a recent John       Hopkins study just discovered makes performing oral sex on vaginas       likely a higher risk than HIV through vaginal intercourse.              There may always be some risk of a getting a vaccine, but the       increased risk is usually outweighed by the decreased risk of the       disease you're protected against.              Also ask your partner if they have any diseases and inspect genitals       before sex.       Refrain from sex if you have cuts or lesions as it can increase risk       of hiv and herpes, also be aware this applies to semen in the mouth if       you have cuts in your mouth. Using mouthwash helps cuts to heal       faster.              10 most common STDs              Type of disease:              Herpes - Skin / Virus       Warts/HPV - Skin / Virus       HIV - Blood / Virus       Molluscum Contagiosum - Skin / Virus              Gonorrhea - Bacteria       Chlamydia/NGU - Bacteria       Trichomoniasis - Bacteria       Crabs - Skin / Parasite       Scabies - Skin / Parasite       Syphilis - Bacteria              You can get tested for at least four of these, Gonorrhea-urine,       Chlamydia-urine, Syphilis-blood, and HIV-blood. A Trichomoniasis test       requires a wet mount or a culture. There are blood tests for Herpes,       but they aren't normally given. You can check your partner's genitals       for the five others; Herpes, Warts, Molluscum Contagiosum, Crabs, and       Scabies. However it's possible that these diseases could be present       even if not noticeable.              An over the counter test for HIV would really help stem the tide of       this STD - which incidence seems to be increasing.       Condoms decrease the risk of HIV by 90%, and should be worn for anal       as well as vaginal intercourse with untested partners.              -              Some people are so scared of the risks and dangers of sex, that they       never sex. Other people do not use precautions or have safe sex. The       idea is that everyone should take precautions, and that sex is safe if       you do so - if it actually is; it maybe is.              As long as civilization does not fall, there will always be birth       control from now on. Disease can be cured or eliminated, and new       diseases may come into existence. There could also, worse, be another       present-day connection between sex and disease that we do not know,       such as the connection they just found between cunnlingus and oral              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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