XPost: alt.religion.christian-teen, alt.religion.churchofjesuschrist   
   From: Himmel@universum.org   
      
   Credo   
   Satire   
      
   General public has just exposed an international paedophile network,   
   which exits since two thousand years and claims to be a religion sect.   
   There is no other church with so long and logically contradictory creed   
   as this one. Some religions possess a creed with only one sentence: There   
   is only one God, or: There is only one God and there was a Prophet of   
   Him. That is all. But such simple dogma was this particular church not   
   enough. They wanted to manifest self in the dogma set which builds up   
   their creed, so that real world view of the church was encrypted in this   
   huge credo. Recently the public have been able to decrypt the creed of   
   this criminal church. There it is!   
      
   "We believe in one Sex, the Father, the Almighty maker of sweets heaven   
   and hell of chastity, of all that is seen, where we claim to be a moral   
   institution, and unseen, were we secretly have been copulating with   
   everything that is able to move. We believe in one Lord, the Paedophile,   
   the only Son of Sex, eternally begotten of the Father, Sex from Sex,   
   Pleasure from Pleasure, true Sex from true Sex, begotten in reaction   
   tube, not made, one in sexual Being with the Father. Through his sexual   
   activity all things were made. For us oversexed men and for salvation of   
   our sex feeling he came down from heaven of orgasm by the power of the   
   Holy Phallus he was born of the Virgin Whore, and became oversexed man as   
   it is any of us. For our sake he was sexually misused and abused; he had   
   too much joy, died of prostate cancer, and was buried. On the third day   
   his phallus rose again in fulfilment of the Scriptures; he ascended into   
   sex heaven and is seated at the right leg of the Father. He will come   
   again in glory to have sex with the living and the dead, and his bordello   
   will have no end. We believe in the Holy Phallus, the Lord, the giver of   
   Life, who erects stiffen by the Father and the Son. With the Father and   
   the Son he is worshiped and glorified. He has spoken through the Prophets   
   genitalia. We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Sex-Church; the   
   father, the mother and godfather of any mafia. We acknowledge sexual   
   misuse and abuse for the forgiveness of sins, in order to do it again and   
   again. We look for the resurrection of the Phallus, and the sexual orgy   
   of the world to come. Amen."   
      
   It became only recently clear why the old man of the holly Sex-Church   
   doesn't want to blame his criminal associates. How he can throw a stone   
   in someone, who only has been following the creed of the holly Sex-   
   Church? The holly Sex-Father has to condemn him firstly and only then to   
   deal with crimes of other clergies. During the last feast of resurrection   
   of holly Phallus a top clergy man tried using speech to wash out the   
   holly penis of the holly Sex-Father from the crust of dried up sperm in   
   contradiction to all holly protocols since two thousand years. A new   
   tradition has been born! Originally this ritual was aimed for washing   
   feet. The holly Sex-Church has made it famous through doing love with   
   neighbours' kids. Homosexuals and lesbians are living the dolce vita in   
   monasteries and convents of the holly one, which has been doing just yet   
   advertising campaign in median in order to improve the image. With sperm   
   made up ass-faces of clergies push their body waste on the TV auditorium.   
   At last we got know all about this church. The holly Sex-Pistol has to   
   dismiss his criminal clique and his state, and to abdicate. Long live   
   freedom of warship! Long live freedom of faith! Down with rule of   
   criminals! In saecular seculorum! Amen!   
      
   The Spirit of Truth   
   P.S. Any use of this script is welcome.   
   Tags for looking up in internet.   
   English: "The Spirit of Truth", "Universe of the Becoming Spirit"   
   German: "Geist der Wahrheit", "Universum des Werdenden Geistes"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)