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|    AVERY NEWMAN to All    |
|    The Passion - FROM FAITH TO FREEDOM (33/    |
|    28 Aug 04 15:02:40    |
      [continued from previous message]              And when they had prayed, the place was shaken where they were assembled       together; and they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and they spake the       word of God with boldness.              And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul:       neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his       own; but they had a t things common.              And with great power gave the apostles witness of the resurrection of the Lord       Jesus: and great grace was upon them all.              Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possesors of       lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold,              And laid them down at the apostles' feet: and distribution was made unto every       man according as he had need.              And Joses, who by the apostles was surnamed Barnabas, (which is, being       interpreted, The son of consolation,) a Levite, and of the country of Cyprus,              Having land, sold it, and brought the money, and laid it at the apostles' feet.              But a certain man named Ananias, with Sapphira his wife, sold a possession,              And kept back part of the price, his wife also being privy to it, and brought       a certain part, and laid it at the apostles' feet.              But Peter said, Ananias, why hath Satan filled thine heart to lie to the Holy       Ghost, and to keep back part of the price of the land?              Whiles it remained, was it not thine own? and after it was sold, was it not in       thine own power? why hast thou conceived this thing in thine heart? thou hast       not tied unto men, but unto God.              And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost: and great       fear came on all them that heard these things.              And the young men arose, wound him up, and carried him out, and buried him.              And it was about the space of three hours after, when his wife, not knowing       what was done, came in.              And Peter answered unto her, Tell me whether ye sold the land for so much? And       she said, Yea, for so much.              Then Peter said unto her, How is it that ye have agreed together to tempt the       Spirit of the Lord? behold, the feet of them which have buried thy husband are       at the door, and shall carry thee out.              Then fell she down straightway at his feet, and yielded up the ghost: and the       young men came in, and found her dead, and, carrying her forth, buried her by       her husband.              And great fear came upon all the church, and upon as many as heard these       things.              Acts 4:31-5:11                            A racist priest saw a black man about to enter his all-white church. The       priest told the black man that this church was for white people only. He       diplomatically suggested that the black man ask God if it was okay for him to       enter there. The black man        agreed to do so. A few weeks later the priest saw that same man on the street       and asked him if he had contacted God. The black man said, “Yes, I did talk       with God, but God only laughed at me. When I asked what the joke was, God       replied, 'How do you        expect to enter that church when they won't even let Me in there?'“                            New Clothes       Just about everyone knows the story of the Emperor's new clothes.       Nevertheless, a good story does not grow tarnished by repetition, rather it       tends to shine more brightly in consequence. Consider…              Once there was a wealthy king who took a fancy to own the finest set of       clothes in the entire kingdom. Upon the advice of his ministers, he sent out a       royal proclamation announcing his desire and demanding the attendance at his       court of all the best        tailors in the land. These tailors were to compete by offering designs and       making bids for the right to craft the emperor's new clothes. As things turned       out, one charlatan appeared who claimed contact with the fairy kingdom, and he       promised to get his        elfin friends to sew the king's new robes out of costly jewels and gold       thread, all for a very modest fee. None of the other tailors could match such       an offer. Indeed, the king himself was so agog at the thought of all that       regal splendor, that he hardly        took notice when the clever conman stated that this type of clothing has one       magical aspect, and that is that only honest people can see it.              The deal was sealed. Months passed. The emperor's treasury was gradually       depleted to provide the necessary materials for completing his costly new       outfit. (As might have been predicted, the original price quoted fell far       short of the actual costs.) In        any event, the long-awaited day arrived when the emperor's new clothes were to       be delivered. A grand procession was organized to move throughout the capital       city so that all the people could admire the new clothing and could       contemplate the glory of the        man who wore it. Loyal subjects from around the kingdom had come to witness       this majestic event, for everyone had heard about the wondrous clothes made by       elves which only the honest could see, and all were eager to have a glimpse at       those divine        vestments.              Meanwhile, at the palace the king was getting dressed. The charlatan had       arrived with his assistant, and was busy helping the king to don his new       attire. As the assistant passed the charlatan each garment, the trickster held       it out before the emperor and        described its beauty, then helped the king to put it on. The clothing was all       light as air. In fact, the emperor, himself, could neither see nor feel       anything, but he did not dare to admit this, for such an admission would have       indicated that he himself        was dishonest. So the emperor made all of the suitable remarks of       congratulations on the fine and subtle tailoring of the elves, thanked the       swindler profusely for arranging his new clothes, and stepped into his new       fiberglass carriage. This carriage had        been specially prepared for the parade so that everybody could have a better       view of the king wearing his new clothes. The charlatan excused himself on the       pretext of other engagements and was, of course, never seen again.              The procession went quite well at first. Nobody saw any clothes, but nobody       wanted to admit that fact. All of the gasps of amazement at seeing their king       in his proverbial birthday suit turned into slightly embarrassed and slightly       vague comments on the        elegance of the king's new wardrobe, along with an occasional tittering remark       about how fine the king looked too. After a while, whenever some clever person       felt confident that those people around her or him also could not perceive       those legendary        clothes, then s/he would start to describe in great detail one or another item       that the emperor was allegedly wearing. Of course, each of these clever       persons attracted many followers, and few people dared to contradict her or       him – rather, most just        pretended to see the same thing. So it happened that many groups rose up, all       telling differing stories about the emperor's new clothes; and, no doubt,       there would have been considerable controversy, or perhaps even a war or two       between these different        sects, had it not been for one small child who stood by the roadside toward       the end of that lengthy ceremonial procession. This innocent infant just       stared and asked its mother, “Why is the king naked?” At first the mother       tried to silence her child, but        the young one kept repeating that simple and sincere question – “Why isn't the       king wearing any clothes?”                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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