From: annhenryone@greggskennels.co.uk   
      
   A meaningful Christian experience for First year Uni and college   
   students: Info Centers.   
   For a meaningful and rewarding student Christian experience there is   
   only one central piece of advice which you need to take into   
   consideration. All other advice is peripheral.   
      
   Here it is:   
      
   For a course of action to be regarded as successful  three conditions   
   of which at least one must be satisfied   
      
   1)  the activity will get you better grades?   
   2)  get you plenty of free beer?   
   3)  and get you tight pussy?   
      
   Iff 3) is rarely satisfied get out to the pub/club/students union and   
   work on your social skills.   
      
   In the meantime;   
      
   a) keep your helmet well polished   
   b) your drinking arm in good condition   
   c) your course work up to date.   
      
   Regarding 3), iff all else fails there is always Fuck a Fresher Week   
   to look forward to next year.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)