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   alt.religion.christian.amish      Kickin' it REAL old school...      1,739 messages   

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   Message 787 of 1,739   
   JonJon to All   
   Soaps, Lubricants, Rinse Outs, Spillage    
   19 Apr 06 13:32:46   
   
   XPost: misc.legal, alt.fan.jodie-foster, alt.fan.kournikova   
   XPost: alt.fan.pam-anderson   
   From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com   
      
   Cocaine Opium Marijuana Spillage Buggies Preliminary Batch #01   
      
   838 Lbs. Almonds chopped up into tiny bits   
   3,849 Gallons Gin   
   449 Lbs. Raw Sugar   
   329 Gallons Molasses   
      
   Let mix develope a buggie colony at -138 Degrees Celcius for 9 to 15 to   
   38 to 45 years or so. You will have a mixture of Opium buggies, heroin   
   buggies, morphine buggies, morphinate (a stimulant) buggies, cocaine   
   buggies, and tetracycline buggies, and amprocillan buggies. Amprocillan   
   is a derivitive of Opium and morphine, and is a narcotic pain killer   
   that is non addicting.   
      
   To remove the tetracycline, add:   
      
   Sub Frizzel Batch #01   
      
   Coffee Beans, raw - 95 Lbs. Grated with   
   Gin 12 Gallons mixed with   
   Raw Sugar, 8 Lbs. and with   
   Vanilla Beans 8 Lbs. Grated with   
   Gin 1 Gallon and with   
   Butter 8 Ozs.   
      
   Let Sub Frizzel Batch #01 Frizzel for 9.5 Years to 15 to 25 years, to   
   225 years, to 885 years, to 449,000 years. 225 Years is enough for an   
   average batch.   
      
   Sub Frizzel Batch #02   
      
   Tobaco - 85 Lbs. Grated up with Gin 49 Gallons mixed with Raw Sugar 15   
   Lbs. and Grated Lemons 15 Lbs. Grated with Gin 2 Gallons and let to   
   frizzel for 7 weeks to 45 Weeks.   
      
   Sub Frizzel Batch #03   
      
   Lemon Grass 3 lbs. frizzeled in 5 qts. Gin with Raw Sugar 8 Lbs. for 9   
   years.   
      
   Corrective Main Frizzel Batch #01   
      
   Lemon Grated in Gin - 85 Lbs. of Lemon with 10 Gallons of Gin   
   Rhubarb 3.5 Lbs. grated in Gin about 0.5 Gallons   
   Cellery 9 Lbs. grated in Gin 1.2 Gallons   
   Radish red 85 Lbs. grated in 10 Gallons of Gin   
   Caramel 9.5 Gallons   
   Blueberries 449 Lbs.   
   Strawberries 885 Lbs.   
   Cantalope 75 Lbs.   
   Barley Pearled Barely 38 Lbs.   
   Rye Wheat 95 Lbs.   
   Millet 8 Lbs.   
   Cane Juice 8 Gallons   
   Papaya Pulp 49 Lbs.   
      
   Let Corrective Main Frizzel Batch #01 frizzel for 45 years.   
      
   Add Sub Frizzel Batch #01 to #03 and Main Frizzel Corrective Batch #01   
   and then frizzel for 95 years, on average, then add to the Cocaine   
   Opium Marijuana Spillage Buggies Preliminary Batch #01.   
      
   When adding the Preliminary Batch #01, add Sub Frizzel Batch #04   
      
   Sub Frizzel Batch #04   
      
   Whiskey 950 Gallons melted down or concentrated to  1/2 to 1/3 the   
   amount,   
   Vanilla Beans 95 Lbs. and grate with 11 Gallons of Gin, and add   
   Saw Palmetto Berries 55 Lbs. grated with 6 Gallons of Gin   
   Raw Sugar 9 Lbs.   
   Molasses 9 Gallons   
   Honey 45 Gallons   
      
   Frizzel for 85 years and then add with the Preliminary Batch #01.   
      
   You will eliminate all of the tetracyline chemical buggies, and then   
   you will veriate, or cause to eliminate the bad kritters and then allow   
   only the good critters to thrive and produce and flourish, Marijuana   
   chemical buggies, and you will have one very nice spillage bath   
   additive mix for increasing the healthful spillage and spillage potency   
   of your soaps, hair washes / shampoo mixtures, body oil rubs, body and   
   skin emollients, dick emollients, rectal emollients, vaginal   
   emollients, oral rinse outs / gargles and oral emollients, linament   
   rubs, which are protective rubs that help infections and sores to heal,   
   rectal rinse outs and rectal washes, vaginal rinse outs and vaginal   
   washes, for helping your healthy body spillage to flourish and thrive.   
      
   As the Clinton, Al Gore, Mark and Hal Rupertstein, friends of Liz   
   Taylor, Howard Hughes, who is in the Tubes, Ronald and Nancy Reagan,   
   and the Bush White House, the Kremlin, Jiang Ji Minh, Fidel Castro,   
   Manuel Noriega, Daniele Ortega, and Katherine Duponte's Drug Cartel   
   manages all of the opium, cannabis, and cocaine import and export and   
   trafficking in the world for these products, and also manages the   
   Federal Government's sham and foistered, placed on others by mockery   
   and misdeed, DEA Anti-Drug War, we are without access to these needed   
   substancees, therefore we must grow our own chemical buggie farms, and   
   cold stews that will allow these buggies to thrive, and then we can   
   harvest them, and use them in our soaps, and other dermatological   
   products, and oral and body hygene products, to allow us to reach a   
   healthy level of physical health and mental stamina, and to increase   
   our sexual health, vibrancy, potency, and stamina, and to increase our   
   hard dick factor, or libido drive.   
      
   Until the current Global Dyslexic Government Sham and shmockery is   
   brought to an end, with their capitulation, as our government is   
   already DOA and useless to us, and has been since its inception, as it   
   has always been nothing other than a mockery and a sham, and as Bush is   
   out of the game, entirely, and is losing it, daily, as he is becoming   
   child like, more and more every day, and will soon be playing in the   
   buff, in his playpen, with his ballies, and dollies, and is not much   
   good for anything else, right now, or for any time in the near future,   
   based on my tentative diagnosis of his present mental health condition,   
   and our dyslexic government is being led by Bush body doubles, we have   
   to push on, and develop the stews and formulas that will allow us to   
   regain our mental stamina and emotional balance, good health, and   
   prosperous attitude, and develope the stews and formulas that will   
   allow us to regenerate our bodies, to regain our youthful, healthy,   
   vibrancy and sexual stamina along with mental and physical strength and   
   sexual enduance, and sexual tolerance, the ability to go for long hours   
   without getting tired, and without losing our high sexual energy   
   levels, as we conduct our professional sexual activities, for both   
   males and females to begin to change the way we understand sex and our   
   potential to use sex and our sexual capabilities to remake the way   
   humans interact with each other, not for baby making, and for raising   
   families, but for developing inside of each of us, our fullest   
   potentials as human beings, with women in the lead, fit for governing   
   my universe, and with men right behind them, in their role as sexual   
   assist, and rightful slave, or the person who is here to assist women   
   in all walks of life, and in all ways possible.   
      
   Only with our new understanding of what Sexual intimacy can be used   
   for, and should primarily be used for, the liberation of her female   
   mind and her potentials, through her ascension to ever higher levels of   
   epiphagy, or the top most point of creation, as the mother of all   
   beings in my universe, and the most respectworthy and worshipful being   
   in creation, and for assisting men to rise to the highest level of   
   their capacities, as assists to all women. A sexual female should be   
   understood as a person who is trying to reshape her life and the lives   
      
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