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|    Soaps, Lubricants, Rinse Outs, Spillage     |
|    19 Apr 06 13:32:46    |
      XPost: misc.legal, alt.fan.jodie-foster, alt.fan.kournikova       XPost: alt.fan.pam-anderson       From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com              Cocaine Opium Marijuana Spillage Buggies Preliminary Batch #01              838 Lbs. Almonds chopped up into tiny bits       3,849 Gallons Gin       449 Lbs. Raw Sugar       329 Gallons Molasses              Let mix develope a buggie colony at -138 Degrees Celcius for 9 to 15 to       38 to 45 years or so. You will have a mixture of Opium buggies, heroin       buggies, morphine buggies, morphinate (a stimulant) buggies, cocaine       buggies, and tetracycline buggies, and amprocillan buggies. Amprocillan       is a derivitive of Opium and morphine, and is a narcotic pain killer       that is non addicting.              To remove the tetracycline, add:              Sub Frizzel Batch #01              Coffee Beans, raw - 95 Lbs. Grated with       Gin 12 Gallons mixed with       Raw Sugar, 8 Lbs. and with       Vanilla Beans 8 Lbs. Grated with       Gin 1 Gallon and with       Butter 8 Ozs.              Let Sub Frizzel Batch #01 Frizzel for 9.5 Years to 15 to 25 years, to       225 years, to 885 years, to 449,000 years. 225 Years is enough for an       average batch.              Sub Frizzel Batch #02              Tobaco - 85 Lbs. Grated up with Gin 49 Gallons mixed with Raw Sugar 15       Lbs. and Grated Lemons 15 Lbs. Grated with Gin 2 Gallons and let to       frizzel for 7 weeks to 45 Weeks.              Sub Frizzel Batch #03              Lemon Grass 3 lbs. frizzeled in 5 qts. Gin with Raw Sugar 8 Lbs. for 9       years.              Corrective Main Frizzel Batch #01              Lemon Grated in Gin - 85 Lbs. of Lemon with 10 Gallons of Gin       Rhubarb 3.5 Lbs. grated in Gin about 0.5 Gallons       Cellery 9 Lbs. grated in Gin 1.2 Gallons       Radish red 85 Lbs. grated in 10 Gallons of Gin       Caramel 9.5 Gallons       Blueberries 449 Lbs.       Strawberries 885 Lbs.       Cantalope 75 Lbs.       Barley Pearled Barely 38 Lbs.       Rye Wheat 95 Lbs.       Millet 8 Lbs.       Cane Juice 8 Gallons       Papaya Pulp 49 Lbs.              Let Corrective Main Frizzel Batch #01 frizzel for 45 years.              Add Sub Frizzel Batch #01 to #03 and Main Frizzel Corrective Batch #01       and then frizzel for 95 years, on average, then add to the Cocaine       Opium Marijuana Spillage Buggies Preliminary Batch #01.              When adding the Preliminary Batch #01, add Sub Frizzel Batch #04              Sub Frizzel Batch #04              Whiskey 950 Gallons melted down or concentrated to 1/2 to 1/3 the       amount,       Vanilla Beans 95 Lbs. and grate with 11 Gallons of Gin, and add       Saw Palmetto Berries 55 Lbs. grated with 6 Gallons of Gin       Raw Sugar 9 Lbs.       Molasses 9 Gallons       Honey 45 Gallons              Frizzel for 85 years and then add with the Preliminary Batch #01.              You will eliminate all of the tetracyline chemical buggies, and then       you will veriate, or cause to eliminate the bad kritters and then allow       only the good critters to thrive and produce and flourish, Marijuana       chemical buggies, and you will have one very nice spillage bath       additive mix for increasing the healthful spillage and spillage potency       of your soaps, hair washes / shampoo mixtures, body oil rubs, body and       skin emollients, dick emollients, rectal emollients, vaginal       emollients, oral rinse outs / gargles and oral emollients, linament       rubs, which are protective rubs that help infections and sores to heal,       rectal rinse outs and rectal washes, vaginal rinse outs and vaginal       washes, for helping your healthy body spillage to flourish and thrive.              As the Clinton, Al Gore, Mark and Hal Rupertstein, friends of Liz       Taylor, Howard Hughes, who is in the Tubes, Ronald and Nancy Reagan,       and the Bush White House, the Kremlin, Jiang Ji Minh, Fidel Castro,       Manuel Noriega, Daniele Ortega, and Katherine Duponte's Drug Cartel       manages all of the opium, cannabis, and cocaine import and export and       trafficking in the world for these products, and also manages the       Federal Government's sham and foistered, placed on others by mockery       and misdeed, DEA Anti-Drug War, we are without access to these needed       substancees, therefore we must grow our own chemical buggie farms, and       cold stews that will allow these buggies to thrive, and then we can       harvest them, and use them in our soaps, and other dermatological       products, and oral and body hygene products, to allow us to reach a       healthy level of physical health and mental stamina, and to increase       our sexual health, vibrancy, potency, and stamina, and to increase our       hard dick factor, or libido drive.              Until the current Global Dyslexic Government Sham and shmockery is       brought to an end, with their capitulation, as our government is       already DOA and useless to us, and has been since its inception, as it       has always been nothing other than a mockery and a sham, and as Bush is       out of the game, entirely, and is losing it, daily, as he is becoming       child like, more and more every day, and will soon be playing in the       buff, in his playpen, with his ballies, and dollies, and is not much       good for anything else, right now, or for any time in the near future,       based on my tentative diagnosis of his present mental health condition,       and our dyslexic government is being led by Bush body doubles, we have       to push on, and develop the stews and formulas that will allow us to       regain our mental stamina and emotional balance, good health, and       prosperous attitude, and develope the stews and formulas that will       allow us to regenerate our bodies, to regain our youthful, healthy,       vibrancy and sexual stamina along with mental and physical strength and       sexual enduance, and sexual tolerance, the ability to go for long hours       without getting tired, and without losing our high sexual energy       levels, as we conduct our professional sexual activities, for both       males and females to begin to change the way we understand sex and our       potential to use sex and our sexual capabilities to remake the way       humans interact with each other, not for baby making, and for raising       families, but for developing inside of each of us, our fullest       potentials as human beings, with women in the lead, fit for governing       my universe, and with men right behind them, in their role as sexual       assist, and rightful slave, or the person who is here to assist women       in all walks of life, and in all ways possible.              Only with our new understanding of what Sexual intimacy can be used       for, and should primarily be used for, the liberation of her female       mind and her potentials, through her ascension to ever higher levels of       epiphagy, or the top most point of creation, as the mother of all       beings in my universe, and the most respectworthy and worshipful being       in creation, and for assisting men to rise to the highest level of       their capacities, as assists to all women. A sexual female should be       understood as a person who is trying to reshape her life and the lives              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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