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   Message 796 of 1,739   
   JonJon to All   
   Laws and Codes Need To Be Erased And New   
   24 Apr 06 04:43:30   
   
   XPost: misc.legal, alt.fan.christina-aguilera, alt.fan.lucy-lawless   
   XPost: alt.fan.pam-anderson   
   From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com   
      
   Note: Raw sugar should be melted (disolved) in gin before hand to thick   
   and gooey or oozzy, syrupy consistency. Let Raw Sugar mix in gin and   
   disolve slowly, for 3 to 8 months or more. Keep lots of it on hand, and   
   just melt raw sugar regulary into syrupy consistency for use in your   
   pureeing and grating mixes with Gin and other items.   
      
   Batch #1   
   Garlic Pearls (without the skins) 9 Ozs.   
   Drambui 3 Ozs.   
   Charaseptic Mouth Rinse 8 Ozs.   
   Catnip 9 Ozs.   
   Oregano 7 Ozs. grated and reduced to powder then mix in gin and raw   
   sugar liquid to get it frizelling.   
   Parsely 3 Ozs. grated pureed with Gin and raw sugar liquid to get it   
   frizelling.   
   Raw Sugar 8 Ozs.   
   Molasses 9 Ozs.   
   Whiskey 18 Ozs.   
      
   Mix up and grate or pureee Garlic with Whiskey and Drambui. Mix in   
   other items and mix well, then let it sit and stir or mix it daily one   
   time a day to 3 to 8 times a day. It will eventually grow marijuana   
   buggies that will help you with your healthy spillage mixes for soaps   
   and shower washes, and other Gastro Intestinal Washes and mixes to   
   frizzel with healthy Marijuana Buggies in it. Frizzel and ferment for 8   
   to 9 years, or up to 30 or 40 years for better results. For best   
   results frizzel for 864 million years, then mix with Batch #2 and with   
   Batch #3. You can mix the batches sooner, after 3 to 5 years, and let   
   frizzel for another 9 to 15 years, and then you'll have a nice mix for   
   Marijuana buggies for your rectal washes, vaginal washes, oral washes,   
   and body shower and bath salves and soaps. It's also good for use in   
   teeth scrub mixes and will help with tooth and gum health.   
      
   Batch #2   
   Gin 1 Qt. to 8 Qts.   
   Drambui 8 Ozs.   
   Raw Sugar 1.5 Lbs.   
   Molasses 16 Ozs.   
   Onions 3 Lbs. grated and mixed with Gin and raw sugar liquid while   
   grating to help get it frizzeling.   
   Garlic Pearls 9 Ozs. grated and pureed with Gin while grating.   
   Oregano 8 Ozs. grated and reduced to powder then mix in gin and raw   
   sugar liquid to get it frizelling.   
   Catnip 15 Ozs. grated and reduced to powder then mix in Gin and raw   
   sugar liquid to get it frizzeling.   
   Parsely 48 Ozs. pureed with Gin 3 Ozs., Drambui 5 Ozs. and raw sugar   
   liquid to get it frizzeling.   
   Brown Sugar   
   Cognac   
   Chloraseptic 18 Ozs.   
   Orange Peels grated and pureed and mixed with Gin and Drambui and raw   
   Sugar to get it frizzelling.   
      
   Mix all of this together and frizzel for 3 to 5 years, and mix with   
   other batches.   
      
   Batch #3   
   3 Lbs. Cheese, Cheddar, or Monterey Jack, Gouda, or any eatable cheese.   
   Grate and mix with   
   Gin 1 Qt.   
   Cognac 8 Ozs.   
   Drambui 16 Ozs.   
   Chloraseptic 83 Ozs.   
   Oregano 9 Ozs. mix with gin and raw sugar liquid,   
   Parsely 9 Ozs.   
   Catnip 8 Ozs.   
   Garlic Pearls 8 Lbs.   
   Onions 9 Lbs.   
   Milk 8 Ozs.   
   Chocolate powder 45 Ozs.   
   Raw Sugar 1 Lb.   
   Orange Peels, pureed   
      
   Mix all of the above and frizzel for 9 years, and then mix with other   
   batches.   
      
   If you mix all of the above batches, you'll have a good healthy   
   spillage bath mixture, or a reserve of healthy Marijuana buggies for   
   inclusion and use in other formulas that will help to provide the other   
   formulas with lots of healthful marijuana spillage promoting buggies in   
   washouts, tooth and gum care ferrment pastes and ferment creams, and   
   scalp and dandruff (bad kritter contagions of the scalp), and in your   
   oral health care for assisting the little spillage buggies that you   
   naturally have in your mouth, on your skin, throughout your intestinal   
   tract, colon (between the intestineal tract and above the rectal   
   tract), rectal tract, rectal opening, vaginal mouth, labia, vagina,   
   dick and scrotum, and your lips, face, and all body surfaces, inside   
   and out. It will promote healthy normal spillage buggies, and they will   
   begin to flourish on and in your body, and you'll be better able to   
   fight off colds, the flu, epidemics of leprosy, gout, cluster fever   
   which is emphysema, and other bronchial contagions and bad kritter   
   colonies in your lungs and bronchial tubes. These spillage buggies on   
   your body, once you get them thriving in and on your body, will even   
   help remove from your body as they eat them and digest them, things   
   such as polyps, tumors, and even asbestos fibers or grandulosa buggies,   
   that inhabit the fiber filaments of asbestos rocks, that will lead to   
   the weakening of the fiber filaments, and their eventual decay and   
   rupture, or their cracking and falling to pieces, like dried and sun   
   baked wood in the desert. Leprocratic contagions that cause symptoms of   
   leprosy, will gradually reverse, and clear up, however, the patient   
   will be left with whatever disfigurement the patient suffered. Amoebe,   
   Amoebea, Cryipe, and Cryipea regrowth formulas, as well as other very   
   tiny little organisms in the body, that support and assist the Amoebe   
   and Amoebea, and the Cryipe, and the Cryipea, and other structures in   
   the body will help to return the patient to normal health with healthy   
   and fully regrown limbs and cellular like structures. Anyway, this is a   
   start, for developing healthy spillage buggies that will help us to   
   fight off contagions, or diseases, illnesses, and sicknesses of all   
   kinds.   
      
   Balancing of Male and Female Juices For Healthy Group Bonding And Love   
   Fests   
      
   Although the oral saliva and spittle should be avoided in same gender   
   love making fests, and activities, other juices of the body also   
   contain traces of hallucinogenic spillage buggies, so to resolve   
   problems that can occur, we have to keep the male spillage buggies and   
   the female spillage buggies equaled and evened out, and we need to take   
   in the same amount of spillage from both genders to break love locks,   
   the problem of a person falling in love or becoming fixated with one   
   person, due to an over abundance of one kind or another of the spillage   
   buggies from that person's body, male or female. Women making love to   
   men or women will develope a love lock and a fixation on one   
   individual, if the woman is always conducting professional love making   
   activities with only one woman, and will develope a love lock and love   
   fixation with several women if that woman is conducting professional   
   love making activities, excercises, and professional love making game   
   actities and excercises with only those women. Men will also develope a   
      
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