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      XPost: misc.legal, alt.fan.christina-aguilera, alt.fan.lucy-lawless       XPost: alt.fan.pam-anderson       From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com              Note: Raw sugar should be melted (disolved) in gin before hand to thick       and gooey or oozzy, syrupy consistency. Let Raw Sugar mix in gin and       disolve slowly, for 3 to 8 months or more. Keep lots of it on hand, and       just melt raw sugar regulary into syrupy consistency for use in your       pureeing and grating mixes with Gin and other items.              Batch #1       Garlic Pearls (without the skins) 9 Ozs.       Drambui 3 Ozs.       Charaseptic Mouth Rinse 8 Ozs.       Catnip 9 Ozs.       Oregano 7 Ozs. grated and reduced to powder then mix in gin and raw       sugar liquid to get it frizelling.       Parsely 3 Ozs. grated pureed with Gin and raw sugar liquid to get it       frizelling.       Raw Sugar 8 Ozs.       Molasses 9 Ozs.       Whiskey 18 Ozs.              Mix up and grate or pureee Garlic with Whiskey and Drambui. Mix in       other items and mix well, then let it sit and stir or mix it daily one       time a day to 3 to 8 times a day. It will eventually grow marijuana       buggies that will help you with your healthy spillage mixes for soaps       and shower washes, and other Gastro Intestinal Washes and mixes to       frizzel with healthy Marijuana Buggies in it. Frizzel and ferment for 8       to 9 years, or up to 30 or 40 years for better results. For best       results frizzel for 864 million years, then mix with Batch #2 and with       Batch #3. You can mix the batches sooner, after 3 to 5 years, and let       frizzel for another 9 to 15 years, and then you'll have a nice mix for       Marijuana buggies for your rectal washes, vaginal washes, oral washes,       and body shower and bath salves and soaps. It's also good for use in       teeth scrub mixes and will help with tooth and gum health.              Batch #2       Gin 1 Qt. to 8 Qts.       Drambui 8 Ozs.       Raw Sugar 1.5 Lbs.       Molasses 16 Ozs.       Onions 3 Lbs. grated and mixed with Gin and raw sugar liquid while       grating to help get it frizzeling.       Garlic Pearls 9 Ozs. grated and pureed with Gin while grating.       Oregano 8 Ozs. grated and reduced to powder then mix in gin and raw       sugar liquid to get it frizelling.       Catnip 15 Ozs. grated and reduced to powder then mix in Gin and raw       sugar liquid to get it frizzeling.       Parsely 48 Ozs. pureed with Gin 3 Ozs., Drambui 5 Ozs. and raw sugar       liquid to get it frizzeling.       Brown Sugar       Cognac       Chloraseptic 18 Ozs.       Orange Peels grated and pureed and mixed with Gin and Drambui and raw       Sugar to get it frizzelling.              Mix all of this together and frizzel for 3 to 5 years, and mix with       other batches.              Batch #3       3 Lbs. Cheese, Cheddar, or Monterey Jack, Gouda, or any eatable cheese.       Grate and mix with       Gin 1 Qt.       Cognac 8 Ozs.       Drambui 16 Ozs.       Chloraseptic 83 Ozs.       Oregano 9 Ozs. mix with gin and raw sugar liquid,       Parsely 9 Ozs.       Catnip 8 Ozs.       Garlic Pearls 8 Lbs.       Onions 9 Lbs.       Milk 8 Ozs.       Chocolate powder 45 Ozs.       Raw Sugar 1 Lb.       Orange Peels, pureed              Mix all of the above and frizzel for 9 years, and then mix with other       batches.              If you mix all of the above batches, you'll have a good healthy       spillage bath mixture, or a reserve of healthy Marijuana buggies for       inclusion and use in other formulas that will help to provide the other       formulas with lots of healthful marijuana spillage promoting buggies in       washouts, tooth and gum care ferrment pastes and ferment creams, and       scalp and dandruff (bad kritter contagions of the scalp), and in your       oral health care for assisting the little spillage buggies that you       naturally have in your mouth, on your skin, throughout your intestinal       tract, colon (between the intestineal tract and above the rectal       tract), rectal tract, rectal opening, vaginal mouth, labia, vagina,       dick and scrotum, and your lips, face, and all body surfaces, inside       and out. It will promote healthy normal spillage buggies, and they will       begin to flourish on and in your body, and you'll be better able to       fight off colds, the flu, epidemics of leprosy, gout, cluster fever       which is emphysema, and other bronchial contagions and bad kritter       colonies in your lungs and bronchial tubes. These spillage buggies on       your body, once you get them thriving in and on your body, will even       help remove from your body as they eat them and digest them, things       such as polyps, tumors, and even asbestos fibers or grandulosa buggies,       that inhabit the fiber filaments of asbestos rocks, that will lead to       the weakening of the fiber filaments, and their eventual decay and       rupture, or their cracking and falling to pieces, like dried and sun       baked wood in the desert. Leprocratic contagions that cause symptoms of       leprosy, will gradually reverse, and clear up, however, the patient       will be left with whatever disfigurement the patient suffered. Amoebe,       Amoebea, Cryipe, and Cryipea regrowth formulas, as well as other very       tiny little organisms in the body, that support and assist the Amoebe       and Amoebea, and the Cryipe, and the Cryipea, and other structures in       the body will help to return the patient to normal health with healthy       and fully regrown limbs and cellular like structures. Anyway, this is a       start, for developing healthy spillage buggies that will help us to       fight off contagions, or diseases, illnesses, and sicknesses of all       kinds.              Balancing of Male and Female Juices For Healthy Group Bonding And Love       Fests              Although the oral saliva and spittle should be avoided in same gender       love making fests, and activities, other juices of the body also       contain traces of hallucinogenic spillage buggies, so to resolve       problems that can occur, we have to keep the male spillage buggies and       the female spillage buggies equaled and evened out, and we need to take       in the same amount of spillage from both genders to break love locks,       the problem of a person falling in love or becoming fixated with one       person, due to an over abundance of one kind or another of the spillage       buggies from that person's body, male or female. Women making love to       men or women will develope a love lock and a fixation on one       individual, if the woman is always conducting professional love making       activities with only one woman, and will develope a love lock and love       fixation with several women if that woman is conducting professional       love making activities, excercises, and professional love making game       actities and excercises with only those women. Men will also develope a              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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