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   From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com   
      
   So, the plan is to get as many people interested in what we are doing,   
   as possible, and then get them into the Clubs, and get them into the   
   movement. Alot of people will just be sitting on the sidelines, for   
   awhile, but they'll be watching and thinking, and saying this and that,   
   and just confused by it all, but eventually, they'll come around, and   
   start getting involved in the activities at some point. It might be a   
   few hundred years, or a few thousand years, for them, they won't mind,   
   and they'll more or less accept the way things are going, though they   
   might be surprised, shocked, or totally confused by the change we are   
   all going to undergo.   
      
   So long as they are trying to be normal, happy people, participating in   
   society, working, or whatever, there is no problem, and some people   
   will be out of balance for awhile, but eventually, they'll get back   
   into gear, after they get over the shock of everything, and then   
   they'll start participating in society again, but probably at their own   
   pace, and in their own way.   
      
   The thing is, that we will have people regenerating their bodies, and   
   rejuvenating them selves, and these people are the ones who are going   
   to be really happy with things, and some people, though they are   
   regenerating their bodies, their maybe not so overwhelmingly happy with   
   things, but at least they are going along with the program, so far, and   
   so long as they are participating that much, then that's fine. Lot's of   
   people will be on the side lines, like those people just trying to get   
   their heads back on straight, after the Dyslexic menace and plague   
   comes to an end, and the roof falls in on them all, and they realize   
   that GOD is just this lonesome bum, on welfare, and when they get over   
   the shock and disbelief, which may take them a long time, maybe a few   
   thousand years, they'll keep singing their hymns and praises to the   
   almighty me who is just sitting here twiddling my fingers, well,   
   eventually, they'll get taken over and they'll start to think, you   
   know, maybe it's not such a bad idea, after all, participating in these   
   massage club activities, cause there just aren't all that many men   
   around, and I'm kind of getting tired of waiting for the end of the   
   world to come, and you know, they're not having such a bad time, after   
   all, and these idiots on humiliation TV are just too much, and even   
   though the pastor is saying we're all headed to hell, or worse, he's   
   stocking up on those regenerative juices, and he's looking pretty young   
   these days, and you know, I'm not so bad looking myself, and now and   
   then, well, it's alright to sneak one or two in with the pastor, just   
   like Claire and Hilda, and Betty, and Elizabeth are doing, and I don't   
   know how many more are, as there aren't that many guys left in the   
   parish, and they're all keeping pretty busy with the girls, so maybe I   
   will sign up for a new loft, or unit or something, and move on into the   
   city, and see what's going on, over there.   
      
   Well, there are a lot of women in the world, just now, with the   
   stricken woman's syndrome, as I mentioned before, and well, there are   
   any number of those types of mental allergies, or whatever you want to   
   call them, but I'm going to have to ask them to step over to my Epcot   
   Center, and Flander's Field House, and they can just relax in one or   
   the other of those places, and while we are busy here, we'll ask a few   
   others, the kinds that cause the stricken women's syndrome, and those   
   other problems, and there are a lot of men who do that, so we'll be   
   asking a lot of men to leave for awhile, and go and take a rest over in   
   one or the other of my facilities, that I have for them.   
      
   Well, I don't know how many men we are going to be actually left with,   
   but I do know that we need a lot of dicks and volunteers for the women,   
   to keep the women happy, and we don't need those guys that cause the   
   problems, so the numbers of men are going to have to plummet, whether   
   we like the idea of it or not, cause we are going to have to get my   
   house in order, so to speak, and while we are busy doing the spring   
   cleaning, in the new age here, my Gurkian Age, as I call it, with me   
   doing a lot of praying, and my children of all kinds and idealemics, or   
   of different inclinations and righteous ideals, well, with their help,   
   I'm going to single handedly, nearly, anyway, get the praying done,   
   cause I don't think there's going to be any women volunteering to help   
   me out here, cause I'm just a mean old gruff that says, well, you got   
   to do it my way, or there is the door, and not many women like to hear   
   that, cause this is for the most part, the time when women are waking   
   up to their potentials, as I keep saying, and so even for part timers,   
   I don't think I'm going to have many people, women, that is, wanting to   
   come and assist my praying and I'm not going to go dressing up any men   
   or boys to look like a Raggety Anne doll, with vinyl titties, and nylon   
   underware, covering over their big hairy dicks, and that's not how my   
   religion is going to get started, not as far as I can help it, and   
   until there is a woman or two, in my church, or temple, whatever you   
   want to call it, I'm not going to go around stuffing my dick in the   
   nanny gate of these guys that don't care one way or another for what's   
   going on out there, and would rather just as soon, respond to my help   
   wanted sign, out side, as go to the clubs. So as far as I can see it,   
   there is just going to be a lot of abnormal guys, running around lose,   
   and a lot of women saying tough shit old man. It was your plan so now   
   you've got to live with it, and so we'll see you in a couple of   
   trillion zillion plus megagazillion years, as you always say to every   
   body, and till then, so long, sucker. Most people will be happy,   
   partying away, I'm going to be stuck in my temple, doing my prayers,   
   night and day, as usual, and now and then I'll walk down town, and go   
   see a movie or something, if there are any movie houses left, but I   
   think I'll just go and get a video, cause they are better, so long as   
   you stock up on popcorn, and have a nice sound system, and decent tv.   
      
      
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