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   alt.religion.christian.amish      Kickin' it REAL old school...      1,739 messages   

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   JonJon to All   
   Backyard Bathing Clubs & Backyard Partie   
   24 Apr 06 09:22:26   
   
   XPost: misc.legal, alt.fan.jodie-foster, alt.fan.pam-anderson   
   XPost: alt.fan.anna-nicole-smith   
   From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com   
      
   In backyards across the country, the world, and on other planets,   
   people will get together and just sunbathe and exchange spillages with   
   each other, casually, and erotically. They can get together in groups   
   of five or ten or fifteen or twenty, or even thrity or fourty, or even   
   larger, fifty and even a few hundred, five to seven hundred, and if   
   their yards are large enough, up to several thousand, even 15,000 to   
   30,000. It seems an awfully lot, and you wonder where are all the   
   toilet facilities going to come from, but with a little ingenuity, you   
   can have out door bathing houses, with partial or fully enclosed shower   
   stalls for places with inclement weather, to keep out the rain and hail   
   while in the yards, and you can have partially covered over hanging   
   luxury gardens, that have canvas tarp material strung tight and lashed   
   on to polls, running lengthwise and crossing over at right angles, and   
   they you can remove them for sunny days and sunny seasonal weather, and   
   lash them up for inclement weather seasons, when it is rainy more often   
   than not, and people will have comfortable lawn chairs and they can   
   spend their time under the canvas tarp over hangs, and just chat and   
   listen to quiet music, or background, or rock, or jazz, and then in   
   central areas, they can have blanket like floor coverings where people   
   will feel comfortable on, and after showering, they'll come out and   
   then dry off, and then lie down on the lawn chairs, or on the blanket   
   covered central areas, and of course there are also toilet relief and   
   sanitation facilities in the yards, adjacent to the shower stalls, and   
   they can be partially closed for places wherer the climate is warm, or   
   with see through shower stall like glass, they can be fully enclosed,   
   and you can have as many of these relief stations and shower stalls as   
   needed, one set next to another, and you can include outdoor cooling   
   and storage refrigerators, for keeping foods, sandwiches, snacks,   
   beverages, libido enhancement drinks, and energy drinks, which I   
   haven't gotten to, yet, but will need the laws changed for them, as   
   well, as they include ingredients such as coca leaves from cocaine   
   plants, and other ingredients to make them work, properly, but the drug   
   laws will have to be abolished, and medical marijuana laws will have to   
   be abolished, and all laws regarding marijuana use and cocaine and   
   heroine use and the use and possession and growing of opium plants, and   
   marijuana, and coca leaf plants, or cocaine plants, and then other   
   plants that have medicinal uses, will have to be allowed by law, and my   
   formulas for these energy drinks, and narcotic stimulants, that will be   
   only slightly addicting, about as addicting as rasberry juice, or   
   coffee or tea, I will begin to put out, when I remember more about   
   these formulas and the types of plants that we'll use, and the mixtures   
   we'll make, and we'll make aphrodisiacle stimulants, and narcotic pain   
   killer stimulants for people who are in poor health, and we'll take   
   away from the pharmacetical companies, a lot of their business, and   
   we'll take away from the Federal Govt. and the governments of the   
   world, and on planets like ours, lots of their revenues, and we'll grow   
   and harvest the things we need, locally, and we'll make the beverages   
   and medicines, and energy formulas, and other energy brews that we can   
   get going, and they are very easy to get started, I just need some   
   memories to clear up, and it shouldn't be too long before we start   
   hearing more about that, but in time, we'll make our own concoctions to   
   kill our pains, and relieve suffereing in lots of people and in their   
   body, and we'll regulate our own health, and our body and its need for   
   narcotic pain killers, and narcotic stimulants, as any one with half a   
   brain can figure out how much one needs to take to relieve pain, and to   
   then stimulate oneself to become active and useful and productive, and   
   we'll forget about the doctors, for the most part, as they don't know   
   anything about anything, at least on this planet, and we'll cure our   
   own contagions, and the doctors can then join us in our backyard   
   parties, and we'll all enjoy the benefits of our coca plant stimulant   
   and narcotic aphrodisiacle brews, which I'll talk more about later.   
      
   But the truth is, you just need a little opium, then a little green   
   tea, and a little coca leaf to make a meager aphrodisiacle stews, and   
   we can use the Sumak mold formula to enhance that, and a little   
   patchouli gum, to further enhance that, and there are lots of recipies   
   that I put out already, and we can use them, and they will enhance our   
   love games and activities and increase our spillages, and opium, used   
   properly, will increase our ejaculate fluids in males quite a bit, and   
   nobody knows it except for the drug lords, the Newt Gingriges, and Bill   
   Clintons, and Hillary Clintons, as they are always smoking the stuff,   
   and they always, get more spillage when they do, but they don't know   
   what they are doing, and they don't know they could increase their   
   spillages by up to fifty or more times, up to 800,000 times, if used in   
   some of my brew formulas, and men will be ejaculating so much, they   
   won't be able to stop, and women will be ready and full up with   
   ejaculatory fluids, once they get started ejaculating, they won't stop,   
   either, and the whole crowd in the back yard won't stop ejaculating,   
   and we'll feed it to our animals, and they'll be pouring out plenty of   
   ejaculatory syrups, they'll just be sitting there, patiently, as the   
   ladies drink lots and lots of it, as it comes out, non stop,   
   practically, and the female dogs, some of them, collies, and some sheep   
   dogs, not all, not german shepards, except for some on other planets,   
   and some labrador retrievers on other planets have ejaculatory tubes,   
   but anyway, not all female dogs have them, as such, and that's good   
   question why, and that's because they don't ejaculate fluids, as dogs   
   generally just sniff at their butt holes, and get the ejaculatory   
      
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