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|    Backyard Bathing Clubs & Backyard Partie    |
|    24 Apr 06 09:22:26    |
      XPost: misc.legal, alt.fan.jodie-foster, alt.fan.pam-anderson       XPost: alt.fan.anna-nicole-smith       From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com              In backyards across the country, the world, and on other planets,       people will get together and just sunbathe and exchange spillages with       each other, casually, and erotically. They can get together in groups       of five or ten or fifteen or twenty, or even thrity or fourty, or even       larger, fifty and even a few hundred, five to seven hundred, and if       their yards are large enough, up to several thousand, even 15,000 to       30,000. It seems an awfully lot, and you wonder where are all the       toilet facilities going to come from, but with a little ingenuity, you       can have out door bathing houses, with partial or fully enclosed shower       stalls for places with inclement weather, to keep out the rain and hail       while in the yards, and you can have partially covered over hanging       luxury gardens, that have canvas tarp material strung tight and lashed       on to polls, running lengthwise and crossing over at right angles, and       they you can remove them for sunny days and sunny seasonal weather, and       lash them up for inclement weather seasons, when it is rainy more often       than not, and people will have comfortable lawn chairs and they can       spend their time under the canvas tarp over hangs, and just chat and       listen to quiet music, or background, or rock, or jazz, and then in       central areas, they can have blanket like floor coverings where people       will feel comfortable on, and after showering, they'll come out and       then dry off, and then lie down on the lawn chairs, or on the blanket       covered central areas, and of course there are also toilet relief and       sanitation facilities in the yards, adjacent to the shower stalls, and       they can be partially closed for places wherer the climate is warm, or       with see through shower stall like glass, they can be fully enclosed,       and you can have as many of these relief stations and shower stalls as       needed, one set next to another, and you can include outdoor cooling       and storage refrigerators, for keeping foods, sandwiches, snacks,       beverages, libido enhancement drinks, and energy drinks, which I       haven't gotten to, yet, but will need the laws changed for them, as       well, as they include ingredients such as coca leaves from cocaine       plants, and other ingredients to make them work, properly, but the drug       laws will have to be abolished, and medical marijuana laws will have to       be abolished, and all laws regarding marijuana use and cocaine and       heroine use and the use and possession and growing of opium plants, and       marijuana, and coca leaf plants, or cocaine plants, and then other       plants that have medicinal uses, will have to be allowed by law, and my       formulas for these energy drinks, and narcotic stimulants, that will be       only slightly addicting, about as addicting as rasberry juice, or       coffee or tea, I will begin to put out, when I remember more about       these formulas and the types of plants that we'll use, and the mixtures       we'll make, and we'll make aphrodisiacle stimulants, and narcotic pain       killer stimulants for people who are in poor health, and we'll take       away from the pharmacetical companies, a lot of their business, and       we'll take away from the Federal Govt. and the governments of the       world, and on planets like ours, lots of their revenues, and we'll grow       and harvest the things we need, locally, and we'll make the beverages       and medicines, and energy formulas, and other energy brews that we can       get going, and they are very easy to get started, I just need some       memories to clear up, and it shouldn't be too long before we start       hearing more about that, but in time, we'll make our own concoctions to       kill our pains, and relieve suffereing in lots of people and in their       body, and we'll regulate our own health, and our body and its need for       narcotic pain killers, and narcotic stimulants, as any one with half a       brain can figure out how much one needs to take to relieve pain, and to       then stimulate oneself to become active and useful and productive, and       we'll forget about the doctors, for the most part, as they don't know       anything about anything, at least on this planet, and we'll cure our       own contagions, and the doctors can then join us in our backyard       parties, and we'll all enjoy the benefits of our coca plant stimulant       and narcotic aphrodisiacle brews, which I'll talk more about later.              But the truth is, you just need a little opium, then a little green       tea, and a little coca leaf to make a meager aphrodisiacle stews, and       we can use the Sumak mold formula to enhance that, and a little       patchouli gum, to further enhance that, and there are lots of recipies       that I put out already, and we can use them, and they will enhance our       love games and activities and increase our spillages, and opium, used       properly, will increase our ejaculate fluids in males quite a bit, and       nobody knows it except for the drug lords, the Newt Gingriges, and Bill       Clintons, and Hillary Clintons, as they are always smoking the stuff,       and they always, get more spillage when they do, but they don't know       what they are doing, and they don't know they could increase their       spillages by up to fifty or more times, up to 800,000 times, if used in       some of my brew formulas, and men will be ejaculating so much, they       won't be able to stop, and women will be ready and full up with       ejaculatory fluids, once they get started ejaculating, they won't stop,       either, and the whole crowd in the back yard won't stop ejaculating,       and we'll feed it to our animals, and they'll be pouring out plenty of       ejaculatory syrups, they'll just be sitting there, patiently, as the       ladies drink lots and lots of it, as it comes out, non stop,       practically, and the female dogs, some of them, collies, and some sheep       dogs, not all, not german shepards, except for some on other planets,       and some labrador retrievers on other planets have ejaculatory tubes,       but anyway, not all female dogs have them, as such, and that's good       question why, and that's because they don't ejaculate fluids, as dogs       generally just sniff at their butt holes, and get the ejaculatory              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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