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   XPost: alt.fan.asia-argento   
   From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com   
      
   So, now that you know what it is we are going to be doing for the rest   
   of eternity, restoring the energies that we have drained out of my   
   unierse, and you know how we are going to be doing it, for the most   
   part, then are there any  questions? No. Well. Let's get going, then.   
      
   First though, we have to put an end to the Dyslexic menace of the White   
   House, and of the US Capital, and of all of the policitians around the   
   world, etc. That means that they, all of the Dylexics, must surrender,   
   or they will have to forfeit their homes, etc., and take a bullet train   
   express train ticket to my Epcot Center, with my little children's   
   assistance, who will be more than willing to give them a ride. Now that   
   it's settled, then I'm sure they'll be more than willing to cooperate   
   and give up their government, and let Mr. Oscar Goodman, here in Las   
   Vegas, get started as the new Governor of the new planet, JohnJohn's   
   Planet, is the name, or so I heard, and it means, GOd's Planet. Anyway,   
   he can pick a different name if he wants to, but eventually, we'll   
   change it over to the one my kids want to name it. Once Mr. Oscar   
   Goodman gets into gear, and begins to change all the laws of the local   
   area, I'm sure there will be more to follow. We have to start   
   somewhere, and so we'll just start where ever we can with whom ever we   
   can, and then hope for the best. It won't be long before people pick up   
   on Phlumetting, and the excercises associated with them, for home use,   
   as well, that is, in small groups, and not yet in an occupational   
   setting, and little by little, we'll get things set up so that we can   
   have the Vernacular Group and the Religio Group as separate jobs.   
   People can work part time as a Vernacular Group member, or they can   
   work part time or full time, as a Religio Group member, and they can   
   all help to restore lots of energeis back into my uninverse. Little by   
   little, we'll get more and more people doing these occupations, full   
   time and part time, and then we will really be rocking. We can earn all   
   kinds of credits, as it is, for those of you who start out early, and   
   begin doing these excercises at home. My children will keep a record of   
   your activities, and they will then issue you the credits, when we get   
   things set up, and then you will have extra credits for a nicer home to   
   live in, and a nicer neighbor hood to live in with nicer neighbors, and   
   more cooperative people living around you. You'll get the advance   
   booking for trips beyond, that is to neighboring planets where we can   
   visit, and you'll get larger homes to live in, and more conveniences,   
   such as Jacuzzis, and Saunas, and cool rooms, where you can put your   
   neighborhood association body spillage ferment collections to make your   
   fermented beverages and concoctions out of, for later use, and you'll   
   get generally nicer everything, for getting started and for getting the   
   advanced credits for participating in my Religious and Vernacular   
   Revolution. In time, you'll have a dandy home to live in, and by the   
   way, if you decide to move to another planet, in the future, you will   
   bring all of your earned credits towards a living environment with you,   
   and you'll get the exact same home to live in, which is pretty nice. It   
   may be government owned and managed, but the home is your's, for all   
   practical purposes, as no one else is going to be given it, unless you   
   decide to move out, and move to another neighbor hood, and then of   
   course, who ever moves in will bring with them their credits, and they   
   may downsize it, depending on who moves in and how many credits they   
   have. My kids will handle all of that, but you might as well get   
   working towards that, now.   
      
   Meanwhile, I have to keep at my daily prayers and prayer routines, and   
   in time, someone will convert into my religion and make it here to see   
   me and ask for a confirmation, which is like a mini babtismal, except   
   we don't use water. We just say a mini prayer. Then after the prayer,   
   we conduct various religious ceremonies, with the assistance of the   
   newly converted, in the buff, of course, and we generate our own   
   positive energies, and then some. Well, the point of my religion is to   
   purify every one and erase their karmatic markups, so we'll be busy   
   doing that, for a long time, and there will eventually be a lot of   
   people who will want to participate with me, directly, and we can hold   
   all kinds of religious ceremonies, and we can erase the karmatic   
   markups on a daily basis, and little by little, over a very long period   
   of time, we will be feeling chipper and fine, and better than ever   
   before, but right now, we aren't doing so well, especially, a lot of   
   us, and so it will take us a long time to get ourselves to the point   
   where we can then feel much better, and we will all look like young   
   nineteen year olds, and that won't be too far off, maybe a few hundred   
   years, after my stews get ripe and mature, and are ready for using, and   
   after I remember more and more about making my stews, and then things   
   will get more and more, interesting for us all.   
      
   As you can see, there aren't that many people right now who believe   
   that I'm GOd, and there are even fewer who pray to my Mandala, as I've   
   instructed, and there are even fewer doing the excercises at home,   
   while praying, or while with their friends, though there may be a few.   
   Well, there may be a few, or there may be less than a few, but in any   
   case, when some people get up the nerve and will and determination to   
   pray in the buff, with their loved one sitting beside them, or on their   
   lap, or whatever, things will start looking up for my universe, right   
   away, and those people will earn all kinds of advanced credits, not to   
   mention, they'll feel really good, too.   
      
   Well, what are we going to do, if not enough people pray in my religion   
   and if not enough people are doing the excercises? Well, we can wait   
   around and see if my rejuvenative stews begin to work for people. After   
   that, then they can decide for themselves what they want to do. If they   
   want to join the Vernacular Clubs, that they will begin in time to form   
      
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