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|    JonJon to All    |
|    Human Sexual Sciences - Training Course     |
|    07 May 06 00:36:10    |
      XPost: misc.survivalism, alt.conspiracy, alt.fan.jennifer-lopez       XPost: alt.fan.asia-argento       From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com              Thrushing is the overwhelming exhorbitant over infactuation gained by       cosmic proportion orgasming experiences.              Infactuation is one's reward for doing things corectly.              Over infactuation is one's reward for doing something correctly, and       over is used for emphasis. One's great reward for doing something       correctly is the meaining of over infactuation.              Thrushing is the result or reward of doing the excercises correctly,       and then gaining the cosmic proportion orgasmic results.              Thrushing is also the overwhelming experience itself.              People will be saying, you mean that's an orgasm?              People will be saying, I can't believe it. It felt as if Mt. Vesuvius       just went off inside of me. What on earth is this thing Mr. Ayres is       teaching us?              a. You mean he's teaching us how to become sexual beings?              b. You mean he's teaching us how to orgasm?              c. You mean we never knew this before Mr. Ayres opened his mouth and       spilled the beans that we are capabable of having such wonderfully       magnificient experiences?              d. You mean this is what sex can do for you?              e. You mean, I've been missing out on something all this time?       (Understatement)              f. Where in the dictionary can I find more information about this       stuff?              g. What on earth is this called? Orgasming? No way. What on earth did I       think I was doing all those years, moaning and groaning, and thinking I       was having a pleasureable time?              h. Where can I buy more of this?              i. Don't tell any one about this, and we'll keep it a secret, then       we'll sell it to people in canned seminars, and call it by some mystic       or mysterious sounding name, nobody knows anything about, and we'll       make oodles and oodles of money, and get rich. I can't believe it. I'm       going to get rich!              j. Don't tell papa you enjoyed yourself so much. He might spank you. Or       worse, he might want you to teach him, too.              k. Don't tell your mama you and I did that. She'll get jealous, and not       like you for having so much fun before she could. And besides, she is       such a mean spirited mother, and did I ever pick a winner for a wife,       that she doesn't deserve to have or experience the thrills and fun we       just experienced. (Papa talking to daughter.)              Saying mean and nasty stuff and making threats causes moral lassitude.       Moral lassitude is the weakening of one's will to remain morally       correct. Causing moral lassitude in others is a criminal offense under       Gurkian Law. Statements, even in jest, such as, I'm going to break your       neck if you do that again, is punishable by law. If you don't get out       of my hair in five seconds, you're going to get it, is an offense of       moral lassitude. Any threats of any kind that instill or even do not       instill fear or terror are offenses of committing moral lassitude as       that behavior can not be allowed to continue, or increase in any way.       People can not adopt customs of social decrepitness, or the down       troddening of society and the people who live in it, as that will lead       to pitch, chaos and terror.              Pitch is, the moral degradation, or deterioration, of society, or of       any member of society.              ====              Continuance of Human Sexual Behavior and Sexual Maturity Level       Enhancing Excercises              Continuing from where I left off, there are other important things to       know about, such as washing with healthy promoting and healthy spillage       promoting soaps and lotions. Dial soap for dishes, though it has       changed it's formula, remains a mediate tolerable soap and solvent and       cleansing creame base ingredient.              You can mix Dial Liquid dishwashing soap with many things that will       help it to improve it's spillage promoting capabilities, and this is       true of any liquid soap.              You can mix in any organically made, naturally made, alchoholic       beverage and that will promote the soaps healthy spillage promoting       factors by a number of times.              Why does beer or healthy wine do that? What is healthy wine?              Healthy wine is wine that is still fermenting. Many manufacturers kill       the wine ferment bugs by using high temperatures to "pasturieze" the       wine. Beer manufacturers, and hard liquor manufacturers also do this,       and a healhty gin or vodka or whiskey with ferment bugs in it, is       somewhat hard to find. Home or small breweries no matter where they are       located, generally do not use high temperature heat processing       technologies to kill "unknown" factors that may be in the liquids that       might cause people harm, thus the tendency for over pastuerization, or       the amplification, or application of high intensity heat processes are       used to kill just about anything immaginable. It leads to the       destruction of the product as a resource for health.              Poor countries where these processes are not within people's reach or       fiscal budget, or economic capabilities, benefit their citzenry with       fresh brewed and richly healthful beverages containing healthy alchohol       buggies in them.              Do we need to pasturize our home made or factory made brews? Yes, some       of them should be thrown out as rats and mice often find their way into       a batch or brew and the batch or brew is contaminated, and to save it,       everything is strained out and the batch or brew is heat treated.              If a rat or other animal which has body cryipes and other items that       decay and rot gets into a batch, the normal custom is to remove the       impurity or contaminent, and then just allow the brew to continue to       brew and ferment for several hundred to several trillions of years, or       longer, as the brew will just become more richly rewarding with age,       and it will develope the beany baby rejuvenative chemical buggies that       are needed for amoebic health and regeneration.              No one knows this, and so it is not practiced. But it is possible to       continue to brew and ferment a batch of beer or wine, or whiskey or       ale, for millions and billions of years, and for trillions etc. of       years, if you have the space for it to continue to ferment in, and if       you have the resources needed to keep it fermenting properly, and if       you have the technology to allow you to keep it in containment for such       long periods of time, and if you know how to ferment and everything       about fermenting, as a science, so as to ferment things properly.              If you do not know how to ferment things properly, then you should       learn, or not attempt it.              How do you ferment things properly? By keeping the healthful ferment              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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