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   Message 807 of 1,739   
   JonJon to All   
   Human Sexual Sciences - Training Course    
   07 May 06 00:36:10   
   
   XPost: misc.survivalism, alt.conspiracy, alt.fan.jennifer-lopez   
   XPost: alt.fan.asia-argento   
   From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com   
      
   Thrushing is the overwhelming exhorbitant over infactuation gained by   
   cosmic proportion orgasming experiences.   
      
   Infactuation is one's reward for doing things corectly.   
      
   Over infactuation is one's reward for doing something correctly, and   
   over is used for emphasis. One's great reward for doing something   
   correctly is the meaining of over infactuation.   
      
   Thrushing is the result or reward of doing the excercises correctly,   
   and then gaining the cosmic proportion orgasmic results.   
      
   Thrushing is also the overwhelming experience itself.   
      
   People will be saying, you mean that's an orgasm?   
      
   People will be saying, I can't believe it. It felt as if Mt. Vesuvius   
   just went off inside of me. What on earth is this thing Mr. Ayres is   
   teaching us?   
      
   a. You mean he's teaching us how to become sexual beings?   
      
   b. You mean he's teaching us how to orgasm?   
      
   c. You mean we never knew this before Mr. Ayres opened his mouth and   
   spilled the beans that we are capabable of having such wonderfully   
   magnificient experiences?   
      
   d. You mean this is what sex can do for you?   
      
   e. You mean, I've been missing out on something all this time?   
   (Understatement)   
      
   f. Where in the dictionary can I find more information about this   
   stuff?   
      
   g. What on earth is this called? Orgasming? No way. What on earth did I   
   think I was doing all those years, moaning and groaning, and thinking I   
   was having a pleasureable time?   
      
   h. Where can I buy more of this?   
      
   i. Don't tell any one about this, and we'll keep it a secret, then   
   we'll sell it to people in canned seminars, and call it by some mystic   
   or mysterious sounding name, nobody knows anything about, and we'll   
   make oodles and oodles of money, and get rich. I can't believe it. I'm   
   going to get rich!   
      
   j. Don't tell papa you enjoyed yourself so much. He might spank you. Or   
   worse, he might want you to teach him, too.   
      
   k. Don't tell your mama you and I did that. She'll get jealous, and not   
   like you for having so much fun before she could. And besides, she is   
   such a mean spirited mother, and did I ever pick a winner for a wife,   
   that she doesn't deserve to have or experience the thrills and fun we   
   just experienced. (Papa talking to daughter.)   
      
   Saying mean and nasty stuff and making threats causes moral lassitude.   
   Moral lassitude is the weakening of one's will to remain morally   
   correct. Causing moral lassitude in others is a criminal offense under   
   Gurkian Law. Statements, even in jest, such as, I'm going to break your   
   neck if you do that again, is punishable by law. If you don't get out   
   of my hair in five seconds, you're going to get it, is an offense of   
   moral lassitude. Any threats of any kind that instill or even do not   
   instill fear or terror are offenses of committing moral lassitude as   
   that behavior can not be allowed to continue, or increase in any way.   
   People can not adopt customs of social decrepitness, or the down   
   troddening of society and the people who live in it, as that will lead   
   to pitch, chaos and terror.   
      
   Pitch is, the moral degradation, or deterioration, of society, or of   
   any member of society.   
      
   ====   
      
   Continuance of Human Sexual Behavior and Sexual Maturity Level   
   Enhancing Excercises   
      
   Continuing from where I left off, there are other important things to   
   know about, such as washing with healthy promoting and healthy spillage   
   promoting soaps and lotions. Dial soap for dishes, though it has   
   changed it's formula, remains a mediate tolerable soap and solvent and   
   cleansing creame base ingredient.   
      
   You can mix Dial Liquid dishwashing soap with many things that will   
   help it to improve it's spillage promoting capabilities, and this is   
   true of any liquid soap.   
      
   You can mix in any organically made, naturally made, alchoholic   
   beverage and that will promote the soaps healthy spillage promoting   
   factors by a number of times.   
      
   Why does beer or healthy wine do that? What is healthy wine?   
      
   Healthy wine is wine that is still fermenting. Many manufacturers kill   
   the wine ferment bugs by using high temperatures to "pasturieze" the   
   wine. Beer manufacturers, and hard liquor manufacturers also do this,   
   and a healhty gin or vodka or whiskey with ferment bugs in it, is   
   somewhat hard to find. Home or small breweries no matter where they are   
   located, generally do not use high temperature heat processing   
   technologies to kill "unknown" factors that may be in the liquids that   
   might cause people harm, thus the tendency for over pastuerization, or   
   the amplification, or application of high intensity heat processes are   
   used to kill just about anything immaginable. It leads to the   
   destruction of the product as a resource for health.   
      
   Poor countries where these processes are not within people's reach or   
   fiscal budget, or economic capabilities, benefit their citzenry with   
   fresh brewed and richly healthful beverages containing healthy alchohol   
   buggies in them.   
      
   Do we need to pasturize our home made or factory made brews? Yes, some   
   of them should be thrown out as rats and mice often find their way into   
   a batch or brew and the batch or brew is contaminated, and to save it,   
   everything is strained out and the batch or brew is heat treated.   
      
   If a rat or other animal which has body cryipes and other items that   
   decay and rot gets into a batch, the normal custom is to remove the   
   impurity or contaminent, and then just allow the brew to continue to   
   brew and ferment for several hundred to several trillions of years, or   
   longer, as the brew will just become more richly rewarding with age,   
   and it will develope the beany baby rejuvenative chemical buggies that   
   are needed for amoebic health and regeneration.   
      
   No one knows this, and so it is not practiced. But it is possible to   
   continue to brew and ferment a batch of beer or wine, or whiskey or   
   ale, for millions and billions of years, and for trillions etc. of   
   years, if you have the space for it to continue to ferment in, and if   
   you have the resources needed to keep it fermenting properly, and if   
   you have the technology to allow you to keep it in containment for such   
   long periods of time, and if you know how to ferment and everything   
   about fermenting, as a science, so as to ferment things properly.   
      
   If you do not know how to ferment things properly, then you should   
   learn, or not attempt it.   
      
   How do you ferment things properly? By keeping the healthful ferment   
      
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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