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   From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com   
      
   Quick Explosives   
      
   High Strength Tequila   
      
   100 Bottles (quarts) of High Strength Mexican Home Brew Tequila   
   Let the tequila evaporate out to one bottle, which is almost impossible   
   to do in a home lab without killing your self, as it becomes more   
   explosive than nitro gycerine, and is highly volatile, and will go off   
   at the slightest bit of static charge from a person merely walking on a   
   carpet and accumulating a positive voltage charge. With a tiny current   
   and discharge less than what the Microsoft workers normally handle   
   slicone chips and other "high tech" easily damagable stuff with, you   
   can set the whole thing off, and it has the explosive potential of,   
   with high strenght Mexican Tequila, of a very good kind, about C-8 or   
   C-9 to C-18 or to up to about C-35 explosiveness. It depends on how   
   good your Tequila is.   
      
   Anyway, if you survive that, you can add,   
      
   Nail Polish Remover equal amount   
   Then, better yet, evaporate out the liquid of 10 gallons of Nail Polish   
   Remover, and good luck surviving that one, as well, as it is even more   
   volatile, and it is of course, explosive, and it will pack a real   
   wallop, when you mix it with the Tequila, and it will destroy things   
   just about as good as my Hydral Bomb liquids. It's very effective as a   
   major molecular bits and pieces descrambler, which is a dissasembler   
   unit, that will take apart molecular bits and pieces, and is very   
   effective for removing people, molecularly. However, it is so good, it   
   is nearly impossible to handle, and contain, and you need a tremendous   
   amount of technology to keep it from exploding, or you need to add,   
   something, that will make it user safe, and just about as explosive.   
      
   Pour in Chicken Fat.   
      
   Evaporate about 55 Gallons of Chicken Soup Stock, found at your grocery   
   store, and then before you evaporate it down to 8 Gallons to 15   
   gallons, take brocolli bugs, and cauliflower buds, and about 88 lbs. of   
   the stuff, and mix it half and half, and pour that in. It will blend in   
   with the soup stock, and you should make this first before you   
   evaporate down the other liquids, and then use this in evaporating out   
   the other liquids, and you might as well mix the Tequila with the Nail   
   polish remover, and then do it in one step, and then when you have it   
   all melted down, melt down the chicken soup stock with brocolli and   
   cauliflower simultaneously, you'll have a much safer esplosive. You do   
   not want to stir it as that will set it off, and cause it to take out   
   your home, and about an 800 mile to 4,500 mile hole in diameter in your   
   living room.   
      
   It's extremely good stuff, for taking apart molecular bits and pieces,   
   and it will work just fine to remove California, and the rest of the   
   united states from the map, nearly. It will not stretch across to the   
   midwest if set off in San Diego, for instance, and it will remove most   
   of Hawaii, the island chain, from above sea level. So it packs a   
   wallop, for sure. I wouldn't mess with it, and I wouldn't go near it,   
   while it was desouping, or melting down and evaporating out and if you   
   split it up into numerous containers, say 3 containers, then you can   
   manage to desoup that amount easily with a large vat of the kinds that   
   I instructed you to make. Don't live anywhere near it, and don't have   
   any electricty running anywhere around, and keep the static electricity   
   down, with some good current protector system, of the kind I   
   instructed, about 3 miles in diameter from about to 1.8 miles, put in   
   one system, than at 3.2 miles out, put in the second system, and at 9.5   
   miles, put in a third, and for safety, put one in at 8.5 miles, and one   
   more in at 3.4 miles and 4.9 miles, and you can probably stand away   
   from it and not worry about it exploding from static earth build up   
   charges, or lightening in the vicinity, and to extra protect it, put in   
   a system about every 2.3 miles, after the ones already installed, and   
   then put in another system, every 8.5 miles for about 900 miles, or so,   
   and you'll be much safer, and the 2.3 mile protection system needs to   
   be at about out to 78 or so miles, but you could run it out further, to   
   900 miles, just as easily, and you would have a fairly better   
   arrangement for letting it melt down.   
      
   Now to help it along with more protection in the soup, and more punch   
   to it, ad shredded cabbage, about 45 lbs, each, and tobaco leaves fresh   
   with no additives, but shredded up by hand, slowly, to reduce the build   
   up of electricity in the tobaco, and the same is true for the cabbage,   
   very mildly shred it, by hand or with a nice clean knife that is   
   grounded, and in a kitchen that has no metal in it, at all, and a   
   static discharge system, to keep the static electricity build up away,   
   at about the level of technology the Microsoft Company uses, for semi   
   conductor chips, and you can have a fairly good soup to melt down, and   
   the protection system then becomes over kill, and you only need about   
   9/10'ths the protective performance, and then you can remove the earth,   
   as it will totally destroy the planet, and crumble it up, after it has   
   melted down, to the base amount, and then set it off with a remote   
   control igniter from Pluto, or further out, and you'll be very safe,   
   and you won't destroy your self, but you will remove most of Neptune,   
   and possibly all of Jupitor, as well as every thing else in between the   
   ovular spherical shape from the earth to where you are standing on   
   Pluto. Good luck surviving it.   
      
   Okay. That's just a little bit of a joke, cause no one will take out   
   the earth, if they want to continue living, but it is possible, and I   
   wouldn't recomend it, but you can do it, and it is up to you, if you   
   want to say good by to the Dyslexic Governmental system, for this round   
   here on planet earth, and we'll all see you again, at another time.   
      
   Well, I don't think anyone is going to do that, but it is possible, and   
   you can come up with any number of in between steps, there, and let it   
   all melt down, to about 2/10ths, or 1/5th the amount of melt down, and   
   you'll just remove San Diego and about nearly 8.200 miles in diameter   
   of the planet we stand on. You can further reduce it to about 1/5th of   
   that, and you'll just remove about 800 miles of territory from the   
   planet. And it will be a slow rumble, and it will just blast the dirt   
   up in the air, and it won't pull apart the earth's molecular bits and   
   pieces, and so you'll have a home still standing, when you are   
      
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