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   From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com   
      
   Biersche is the strong Peruvian drink or cocktail used for heightening   
   and altering moods to allow people to feel more spiritually strapped,   
   or spiritually higher and near to enlightenment, as some people feel it   
   is one way to reach higher spiritual planes with this cocktail, and   
   witches brew, is what I call the Biesche, which is not spelled that way   
   but slightly differently, but it is one pronounciation of it, beeshhh,   
   is maybe the closest spelling, anyway, and that is the home brew   
   concoction which is milder, and normal drinking stuff for the hardy and   
   strong spirited persons who like to relieve tension from too much   
   stress in life, and living at high altitudes and suffering long and   
   cold winters is not the easiest way of life, and so it is useful for   
   relieving the stresses of winter boredom in high country snowy alps   
   like areas, especially, it is useful as there are problems with home   
   heating, as it is not very efficient, for many people, and though there   
   are some hot springs and thermal springs here and there, that also help   
   to relieve stresses, and make some folks living environments nicer and   
   more tolerable, which leads to sister and brother dating, and so forth,   
   we do have some places that are not everywhere, where the people can   
   live with less stress, and with slightly more pleasure and enjoyment in   
   their lives, as they have more options for relieving the stresses of   
   high country living.   
      
   Recipe For Spillage Enhancer And Aphrodisiacle Compound That Will   
   Enhance Your Sex And Love Life   
      
   Use one teaspoon of Biersche, the strong stuff, and add   
   48 gallons of Cognac or Canadian Whiskey of the high country small   
   brewery type, and let it sit and thrive with   
   molasses   
   sour gum barley paste, and   
   frizzeled banana paste   
      
   To make the frizzeled banana paste, use   
      
   45 Bananas   
   35 Lbs. of banana peels   
   95 Gallons of Cognac of the decent kind from high country breweries   
      
   The banana peels should be green, and not at all yellowed or blackened,   
   as there are too many bad kritters on non-green bananas that are   
   ripened, and the pulp should be raw, and uneatable as well, and it is   
   used in making soaps, at that stage of developement in the Philipines,   
   and else where, and then just add   
      
   45 Lbs. of Raw Sugar   
   9 Gallons of Molasses   
      
   And let it frizzel for 95 to to 135 to 150 years or so.   
      
   You can add other stuff, but I'll keep it simple, as I don't want it to   
   become unwieldy, which it can be, as there is always room for   
   improvements. Anyway, just frizzel that, and you'll get a half decent   
   paste for using with the Biersche formula. I'm keeping things simple,   
   now, as I don't want to get into a long recipe, that will become more   
   and more difficult to pull off well. Anyway, just take that and mix it   
   in with your recipe above and then let it brew for 9 years, at a   
   minimum, to up to 30 to 80 years, or even up to 95 years, or up to 455   
   thousand years, and feed it regularly, in a well protected   
   environement, and it will produce a very highly toxic or potent   
   aphrodisiacle liquor.   
      
   Use the sauce in small quantities. Mix in about 8 Ozs. of the 30 to 45   
   to 85 year brew, and it will be slightly stronger, from the 30 year to   
   the 85 year brew, but not too much stronger, and then mix that with,   
   about 95 Gallons of High Country Snowy Alps cognac or whiskey of the   
   normal home brew kind. Let that then thrive for about 45 years, and   
   then you'll have an even better sauce for bathing in.   
   Just mix in about 9 gallons of the sauce, and about 45 gallons of any   
   old good wine, or ale, or other good liquor from high country   
   breweries, with not too high an alchohol content, just about between a   
   45 proof whiskey to an 85 proof whiskey, and then sponge bath, and   
   rinse out, and washout, and make the glycerine soap melt down formula,   
   and you can add a little of the final brew to the Glycerine soap for   
   fermenting, and frizzel that, and after about 8 to 15 years, you'll   
   have a nice head soap for the scalp.   
   The mite poop dandruff problem should be resolved as I discussed,   
   earlier, and you can have a nice and healthy head of body spillage on   
   your scalp, and with the basic wash out, and sponge bath formula, you   
   can use that to make a healthy spillage. If you get dirty, or oily, or   
   grimy, for reasons of too much dirt in your environment, use the head   
   soap, of the normal kind, with out the worry for the mites, if you   
   don't have them, but if you do have them, use the citus demiting   
   formula on your skin as well as you soap up your self with the   
   fermented glycerine soap formula, and you will keep the mite   
   infestation of your body down, and wash your genitalia, well, and even   
   use the glycerine formula in the wash out, for your intestines, and in   
   the vagina, as well, cause they are hiding every where, and in your   
   mouth, as well. Chew up an orange peel as you are using it in your   
   mouth, and that will help distribute the stuff thoughout your nasal   
   cavity and other areas, then spit it all out, and washout with a normal   
   washout formula, and that will do it.   
   Use the full strength formula, if you want to, but you only need about   
   1 part formula, to about 8 parts apple cider vinegar, and 9 parts good   
   cherry wine, and you can let that frizzel for a few years, 9 to 15   
   years, or so, and you'll have a nice washout formula. There is other   
   stuff we can do for that as well, but I'm not going to get into it, for   
   now. The idea is cleanlyness, and de-bad kritterizing ourselves, and   
   then, upping the good critter spillage buggies, and these ferment   
   formulas will help out wildly, and you will begin to produce better and   
   better spillage buggies over the years to come, and it takes about up   
   to 85 to few thousand years, fifteen to thirty thousand years or more,   
   up to 900 million years, of continued use, will help out, very well, to   
   make good body spillage, from where we are at, now,. We are in such   
   lousy shape with our body spillage that we aren't too far away from the   
   ugly 3 inch tall voluptuan rodent which is the greasy headed viper   
   tounged animal that is a human being, and who lives in squalid   
   conditions, with warts and bumps, and grease on his and on her   
   beautiful (joke) head, and that's the condition already of some human   
   beings in our universe, like it or not, and Fred Ballister is one of   
   the Rodent People, and he's not in too great a shape, and his wife,   
      
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