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   From: johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com   
      
   Squandrey - The Meaning: Multiple ways or means to get there to the   
   same results for stew making   
      
   What is squandrey?   
      
   It is the science and discipline of stew making for the home stew   
   maker. It includes all you'll ever need to know about stew making to   
   allow you to live for eternity, in a cookbook formula for the house   
   wife and house holder. Squandreyism is a science in itself of how to   
   make stews for the average lay person that makes sense to every body.   
   It carries with it all of the technical information that any one would   
   ever need to know about to make professional grade stews for every   
   purpose you can think of, and all you need to know about stew making is   
   included in it. Squandreyism is useful to know about and will help you   
   weather away the aeons to come, in a healthful manner, so as you can   
   overcome all of your illnesses with the delightful stews that I am   
   going to help you to prepare, one by one, as they surface in my memory.   
   It may be a while before I have them all, it may be several centuries,   
   before I have any of them, for all I know, but they will surface and I   
   will be teaching them to you all, one by one, as they surface. I am a   
   cultural asset and an untohere never before heard of enigma who is   
   willing to divulge all of the secrets of my stew squandreyism for   
   nothing more than the recognition that I am a cultural asset and must   
   be protected as such:   
      
   financially, medically as in receiving medical care for the pains of my   
   affliction and the sleepyness of my afflictions, chronic hepatitis,   
   chronic lymphonoma of the brain, that is like brain rot, but it is   
   going on with different types of kritters eating up my brain stem,   
   chronic diabetes, which is not the type you need to take medicine for   
   in the way that people pump insulin into them selves, but I need to get   
   my pancreas in order and regrow what little is left of it, chronic   
   melanoma, a cancerous condition on my heart and vital organs and skin   
   surfaces, a unbefore now never diagnosed form of cancerous and   
   gangrenous cancerous little scabby buggies are eating my vital organs   
   and skin cells to bits and pieces, little by little, and I don't even   
   notice it, but in a few hundred years, I'll look worse than a person   
   who looks like a stalagmite and stalagtite cave, and won't be living of   
   course, and a host of other afflictions, such as cerebral palsy,   
   emphysema, minor case, lukin's leprosy, and philamont drascal's   
   leprosy, and lewer's seimilent leprosy, and a few others, medium to   
   minor to nearly non-existent cases, most american's have one or more   
   but are unaware of it, neuro-lepsy, where I wake up at night, and just   
   before I go to sleep, shaking violently, sometimes, not regularly, it's   
   an annoyance and it keeps me from sleeping well, and it is thought to   
   be related to Narcolepsy, and it is to an extent, and I have a minor   
   case of narcolepsy, and a few other things like chronic nervous   
   breakdown syndrome, which no one on this planet has ever heard of   
   before, and I have a major metabolytic dissarray disorder,   
      
   in my stew making efforts by being given the financial, medical, and   
   domiciliary  support and the where with all to make and experiment with   
   my stew making abilities and my memories as they surface, unmollested   
   by the Federal Government, or any other dyslexic bureaucratic   
   organization linked up with them, around the world, in this global sham   
   mockery of a world divided, but in fact is a world of political   
   shammery with Mr. George Bush Sr. and Jr., and Ronald Reagan and   
   Gorbachev and Richard Milhause, though he is not feeling so good these   
   days, and Putin and Yeltzin, and the Kennedy family, and Jackie   
   Onassis, and all of her kids, most anyway, and OJ Simpson, and Anna   
   Nicole Smith Simpson, who is fine and well in Havanna, Cuba, where she   
   lives, most of the time, and all the other dyslexic leaders of all of   
   the governments from around the world.   
      
   When they are ready to say, Okay, Mr. Ayres, we acknowledge that you   
   have exposed us, and now we are going to work together to protect you   
   as a cultural asset of the World, for benefitting all people's of the   
   world, and we are going to supply you with what it is that you need, in   
   your determination, as I am a qualified doctor, in my own right, having   
   gone to medical school and taught medicine, from the very outset, as   
   GOD, and I have a lot of other qualifications, as well, and you can   
   check them out in the Universal Personal Database person's lookup   
   directory using Galactica, a program disk that is part of my Operating   
   System's software, and when you figure out that I am more qualified   
   than any other person alive, which is only natural, then you will give   
   me the support and sustenance, or the where with all, to get the things   
   that I need to get done, done and accomplished, on a daily basis, or as   
   best as I can manage, from now till we set up our new government, the   
   plans for which are on my Operating System's and in the Notational   
   Documentation that can be accessed using the Program Disks as well.   
   When you have reached that conclusion, that I must and will be   
   protected as a Universal Citizen and as a protected cultural asset,   
   under the U.N. agreements filed, there is a place in there that covers   
   that to some extent, and we will have to annotate it to allow for a   
   wider range of protections and guarantees, for allowing me to go   
   unharmed and unmolested by the governments of the world, and their   
   dyslexic spy organizations, such as the FBI, the KGB, the CIA, and the   
   NIC, and Fort Druery's unorthodox clearing house, as they are referred   
   to as, that goes on missions, jobs, to get rid of society's unwanted   
   persons, and other such organizations, recognized by others, or   
   clandestine and secretive and generally unspoken about. Well, after all   
   the guarantees are in place, then you can come over here and with pen   
   in hand, I'll sign the documents, and not until you come with said   
   documents, Mr. and Mrs. Dyslexics and attendants of the Dyslexics of   
   the World, will you get a foot near my door way, or even knock on it,   
   if it is for any other purpose. So, Nelson Mandela, and Boris   
   Gorbachev, just stick it up your asses, and leave it there until the   
   cows come home, cause you sissy guys are not invited to my house.   
   So, either you support and put up a fund for my protection and   
      
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)