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   jon_johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com to All   
   Introducing The Dhourties And The Dualdi   
   13 Sep 07 11:59:12   
   
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   The Dhourties' Fortresses For Killing 'Dualdigers' Off - The Dhourties   
   And Their Control Of Dualdigers, In Fortresses For Killing Off   
   Dualdigers - Molding Up Bread - Clark County Detention Center - Lewd   
   Conduct Brings You Closer To GODLYNESS, Or The Love And Chastity, Or   
   The Beauty, Elegance, And Grace Of GOD's Love For My Children - Sexual   
   Compassion For And With Others And For And With Self - Balancing Out   
   Karma, It Is My Way, Or Thou Shalt Takeeth The Highway! And Getteth   
   Thoun Self Out Of My Universe! - The Ludicrousness Of Playing   
   'Footsies' With The Insanity Driven Dhourty Government - What Is Lewd   
   Conduct? - Storing And Dealing With Your Karmic Records - Rules Of   
   Conduct For 'Permission Granted' To Sexal With GOD, That's Me - The   
   Dhourties Are Not Informed As To What I Am Doing, And Few Of Them,   
   Know Any Thing At All About Me - Lewd Conduct Should Be Advanced, Not   
   Prohibited, In A Sane Society - Organ Animals And Sexaling - All Hands   
   At The Quarter! Ready Your Weapons! Off Shoot Now! Keep Firing Till   
   Ordered Otherwise! Updated: 10-02-07 Rev.g 22:47 PDT   
      
   The Dhourties' Fortresses For Killing 'Dualdigers' Off   
      
   Recently, on August 5, 2007, at 19:50, I was arrested for 'lewd   
   conduct' bkg. code 5131, (later struck through, and changed to), bkg.   
   code D169, Charge ORD/NRS# 12.32.020 (CCO) 0200- with the 0200-   
   appended, Sector Beat S1, that's the best I can make of the copy I   
   have, a photo copy of one of the original copies. CCDC OR 369/365/A,   
   with '369' struck through. I.D.#087884, struck through, and changed   
   to, 2647396. Event#070805-2517. In the side column of the Temporary   
   Custody Order, it has in hand print, '1-N RT(1) nonit'. Time Stamp at   
   BOOKING 07 AUG -5 23 27. DSD RECORD SECTION.   
      
   When I left, I was given a sheet of paper, a 'sign off by offender'   
   sheet, with this information on it:   
      
   08/06/2007 02:36 I4732H, OIRPTRAN 6.04.4.1, Name: Ayres, John   
   ID#0002647395, Admit Date: 08/05/2007   
      
   Date: 08/06-2007 Officer: 1544 14732H   
      
   This was for regaining my property from the inmates properties room.   
      
   I was arrested at Tropicana and Decature, on Decature, next to the   
   area where I have my 'Gurkian Way Ministry' sign up on a large, 7 feet   
   by 3.5 feet, 3/4 inch piece of plywood, and where I have another sign,   
   that clearly states on the same size piece of plywood, 'GOD's Place,   
   John Francis Ayres, And Children', where I was doing my 'Tai Chi'   
   aerobic excercise karma erasal religious ceremony, with no clothes on.   
      
   I explained to the arresting officers, that I am duty bound by my   
   religion, to do my religious karma erasal religious ceremonies, as   
   well as all my religious ceremonies, naked. I explained that I am GOD,   
   and that I am starting my own, or rather, my newest religion.   
      
   The arresting officers had many complaints from the 'assasins' group   
   of 'hired killers', and torturers, who live in the underground, below   
   and surrounding, the Home Depot, next to the New Orleans Hotel and   
   Casino. Their underground complex is in part, under the New Orleans   
   Hotel and Casino, as well.   
      
   They apparently, call the police, every time I come to my 'Gurkian Way   
   Ministry's' office site, where I do my Tai Chi aerobic excercise,   
   religious prayer activities.   
      
   I had been visited twice, once as noted, previously, and once by a   
   second team of police officers, who told me to just stay in the area,   
   where I had been sitting, and doing my Tai Chi aerobic excercise   
   religious prayer activities, and the officers told me to not wander   
   out naked, into the area surrounding my area, as, it was explained,   
   that passer's by will get "offended" by my nakedity or 'nudeness' in   
   public.   
      
   I try to figure, how can some one get offended by looking at a naked   
   man? It's a mystery to me. Anyway, it does seem to be the case, that   
   people can feel uncomfortable, if some one is naked, possibly, and   
   that person would not like to approach the person, who is naked.   
      
   Well, if that is what is meant by 'offended', I don't know, but it   
   does seem to pose a problem, for people who may feel embarrased by   
   standing close to or talking to, some one who is naked.   
      
   What is a Dhourtie? It is a slang term the Lesbianists use for a   
   'warlock'. The Orson Well's movie, 'Time Machine' portrays ugly, long,   
   greyish white haired, mutant people, who can see in the dark, fairly   
   well, who serve the people on the surface of the planet, with apples,   
   and pears, that the 'warlocks' apparently pick and place out at night   
   to feed to the peaceful people.   
      
   The warlocks, then eat the people who live on the surface of the   
   planet once they lure them down into the underground labrynth of   
   underground caves, and tunnels. A 'dhourty' is a Lesbianists' slang   
   term for a 'mutant', or 'warlock'. The peaceful people, who live on   
   the planet, as shown in the movie, are termed, 'Dualdigers', by the   
   Lesbianists. 'Dualdigers' is a slang term for the peaceful, but   
   apparently lazy, sexually attractive, people who live on the surface   
   of the planet.   
      
   Some one also makes their clothes for them, as portrayed in the movie,   
   anyway, as the peaceful people, the 'dualdigers', were all clothed,   
   and had neatly groomed hair. They also apparently, regularly, brushed   
   their teeth, and no one got cavities, except for a now and then,   
   unlucky person, perhaps.   
      
   The people on the surface of the planet, apparently do not know how to   
   fight, and apparently, never have any thing to do with violence,   
   except for a now and then, quarrel.   
      
   Well, regardless of the movie, and its fictitious portrayal of human   
   life, as I don't know any one who acts like those people who are   
   living together, and loving together with each other, so peacefully,   
   the movie is where the terms for 'dhourty' and 'dualdiger' get their   
   start, in slang language, I suppose.   
      
   A dualdiger, I explained, before, in my early notes, as an animal, who   
   is a potent, I believe I said it was, who is part plant, and part   
   animal. It is a peculiar looking animal, and it is a silly looking   
   animal. I think the term, 'dualdiger' comes from this animal.   
      
   'Dhourty', probably originated, similarly, that is, it is a name for a   
   strange looking animal, a potent, or another of the many types of   
   animals, that are too tiny for us to see, who live in the 'sub   
   molecular' zones, as I was talking about them, before.   
      
      
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