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|    jon_johnfrancisayres@yahoo.com to All    |
|    Introducing The Dhourties And The Dualdi    |
|    13 Sep 07 11:59:12    |
      XPost: aus.tv, rec.sport.golf, alt.pro-wrestling.wcw       XPost: wales.education.general              The Dhourties' Fortresses For Killing 'Dualdigers' Off - The Dhourties       And Their Control Of Dualdigers, In Fortresses For Killing Off       Dualdigers - Molding Up Bread - Clark County Detention Center - Lewd       Conduct Brings You Closer To GODLYNESS, Or The Love And Chastity, Or       The Beauty, Elegance, And Grace Of GOD's Love For My Children - Sexual       Compassion For And With Others And For And With Self - Balancing Out       Karma, It Is My Way, Or Thou Shalt Takeeth The Highway! And Getteth       Thoun Self Out Of My Universe! - The Ludicrousness Of Playing       'Footsies' With The Insanity Driven Dhourty Government - What Is Lewd       Conduct? - Storing And Dealing With Your Karmic Records - Rules Of       Conduct For 'Permission Granted' To Sexal With GOD, That's Me - The       Dhourties Are Not Informed As To What I Am Doing, And Few Of Them,       Know Any Thing At All About Me - Lewd Conduct Should Be Advanced, Not       Prohibited, In A Sane Society - Organ Animals And Sexaling - All Hands       At The Quarter! Ready Your Weapons! Off Shoot Now! Keep Firing Till       Ordered Otherwise! Updated: 10-02-07 Rev.g 22:47 PDT              The Dhourties' Fortresses For Killing 'Dualdigers' Off              Recently, on August 5, 2007, at 19:50, I was arrested for 'lewd       conduct' bkg. code 5131, (later struck through, and changed to), bkg.       code D169, Charge ORD/NRS# 12.32.020 (CCO) 0200- with the 0200-       appended, Sector Beat S1, that's the best I can make of the copy I       have, a photo copy of one of the original copies. CCDC OR 369/365/A,       with '369' struck through. I.D.#087884, struck through, and changed       to, 2647396. Event#070805-2517. In the side column of the Temporary       Custody Order, it has in hand print, '1-N RT(1) nonit'. Time Stamp at       BOOKING 07 AUG -5 23 27. DSD RECORD SECTION.              When I left, I was given a sheet of paper, a 'sign off by offender'       sheet, with this information on it:              08/06/2007 02:36 I4732H, OIRPTRAN 6.04.4.1, Name: Ayres, John       ID#0002647395, Admit Date: 08/05/2007              Date: 08/06-2007 Officer: 1544 14732H              This was for regaining my property from the inmates properties room.              I was arrested at Tropicana and Decature, on Decature, next to the       area where I have my 'Gurkian Way Ministry' sign up on a large, 7 feet       by 3.5 feet, 3/4 inch piece of plywood, and where I have another sign,       that clearly states on the same size piece of plywood, 'GOD's Place,       John Francis Ayres, And Children', where I was doing my 'Tai Chi'       aerobic excercise karma erasal religious ceremony, with no clothes on.              I explained to the arresting officers, that I am duty bound by my       religion, to do my religious karma erasal religious ceremonies, as       well as all my religious ceremonies, naked. I explained that I am GOD,       and that I am starting my own, or rather, my newest religion.              The arresting officers had many complaints from the 'assasins' group       of 'hired killers', and torturers, who live in the underground, below       and surrounding, the Home Depot, next to the New Orleans Hotel and       Casino. Their underground complex is in part, under the New Orleans       Hotel and Casino, as well.              They apparently, call the police, every time I come to my 'Gurkian Way       Ministry's' office site, where I do my Tai Chi aerobic excercise,       religious prayer activities.              I had been visited twice, once as noted, previously, and once by a       second team of police officers, who told me to just stay in the area,       where I had been sitting, and doing my Tai Chi aerobic excercise       religious prayer activities, and the officers told me to not wander       out naked, into the area surrounding my area, as, it was explained,       that passer's by will get "offended" by my nakedity or 'nudeness' in       public.              I try to figure, how can some one get offended by looking at a naked       man? It's a mystery to me. Anyway, it does seem to be the case, that       people can feel uncomfortable, if some one is naked, possibly, and       that person would not like to approach the person, who is naked.              Well, if that is what is meant by 'offended', I don't know, but it       does seem to pose a problem, for people who may feel embarrased by       standing close to or talking to, some one who is naked.              What is a Dhourtie? It is a slang term the Lesbianists use for a       'warlock'. The Orson Well's movie, 'Time Machine' portrays ugly, long,       greyish white haired, mutant people, who can see in the dark, fairly       well, who serve the people on the surface of the planet, with apples,       and pears, that the 'warlocks' apparently pick and place out at night       to feed to the peaceful people.              The warlocks, then eat the people who live on the surface of the       planet once they lure them down into the underground labrynth of       underground caves, and tunnels. A 'dhourty' is a Lesbianists' slang       term for a 'mutant', or 'warlock'. The peaceful people, who live on       the planet, as shown in the movie, are termed, 'Dualdigers', by the       Lesbianists. 'Dualdigers' is a slang term for the peaceful, but       apparently lazy, sexually attractive, people who live on the surface       of the planet.              Some one also makes their clothes for them, as portrayed in the movie,       anyway, as the peaceful people, the 'dualdigers', were all clothed,       and had neatly groomed hair. They also apparently, regularly, brushed       their teeth, and no one got cavities, except for a now and then,       unlucky person, perhaps.              The people on the surface of the planet, apparently do not know how to       fight, and apparently, never have any thing to do with violence,       except for a now and then, quarrel.              Well, regardless of the movie, and its fictitious portrayal of human       life, as I don't know any one who acts like those people who are       living together, and loving together with each other, so peacefully,       the movie is where the terms for 'dhourty' and 'dualdiger' get their       start, in slang language, I suppose.              A dualdiger, I explained, before, in my early notes, as an animal, who       is a potent, I believe I said it was, who is part plant, and part       animal. It is a peculiar looking animal, and it is a silly looking       animal. I think the term, 'dualdiger' comes from this animal.              'Dhourty', probably originated, similarly, that is, it is a name for a       strange looking animal, a potent, or another of the many types of       animals, that are too tiny for us to see, who live in the 'sub       molecular' zones, as I was talking about them, before.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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