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   From: hardpan@yahoo.com   
      
   On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 20:47:14 -0800, "Ajd"  wrote:   
      
   >: Scott Bakula as Captain Archer 'sighs' and 'whines' more then any other   
   >actor or character on TV :   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   >A new study found that Captain Archer (Scott Bakula) from the TV show   
   >ENTERPRISE 'sighs' on average 23 times per episode. He also 'whines' on   
   >average of 1 every 4 lines. (That is nearly 1000 'whines' and 'sighs' in   
   >Season 2 alone). This is unprecedented in a TV show. And is a far cry from   
   >the characteristics of a 'Starship Captain'.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   >The study goes on to conclude that '... [Archer] as a Captain exhibits   
   >extreme fatigue and disinterest in his position as Captain, [Archer] is   
   >either in extreme need of immediate 'shore leave' or was inappropriately   
   >elevated to Captain by his superiors.. In a real military environment, an   
   >officer exhibiting these behaviors would either be discharged, deemed a   
   >liability, or at best, never make it past Private. Since this is only a TV   
   >show, and not a real military environment, then it would be safe to assume   
   >that either Bakula has poorly interpreted his character, or is simply a poor   
   >actor...a serious change would be in order.'   
   >   
      
   He's a poor actor.   
      
   And his mind is damaged from too many utterances of "Oh, boy!!!!   
      
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