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   Squeak to All   
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores   
   25 Aug 23 09:37:56   
   
   From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part D - Daryl Kabatoff   
   August 24th 2023 1:21 am 219,479 words (258 pages)			   
   			   
       
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our   
   society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without   
   preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
      Moslems believe that Mohammad wore the panties of his six-year-old wife and   
   that these panties dictated the Koran while he wore them (Hadith Number 2442).   
   Mohammad heard Aisha’s panties talking, so he removed them and wore them   
   himself, then while    
   wearing these panties, the panties started to dictate the Koran. Mohammad then   
   removed Aisha’s talking panties and tried on the panties belonging to other   
   little girls as well, but these other panties did not talk. So Mohammad put   
   Aisha’s talking    
   panties back on and Aisha’s panties resumed dictating the Koran (Sahih   
   Collection of al-Bukhari, Hadith Number 2442), the belief is worthy of   
   laughter. The Moslems abide by the teachings of Aisha’s shit-stained panties   
   and will kill anybody who    
   refuses to join with them in this shit-stained filth. The Moslems claim that   
   God’s prophets in the Bible are their prophets as well, which is a huge pile   
   of blasphemous crap - God’s prophets are united in defense of His   
   Commandments while the Koran (   
   dictated by Aisha’s shit-stained panties) censors God’s Commandments and   
   furthermore commands their followers to kill or enslave those people who   
   embrace God’s Commandments. All the Islamic beliefs are worthy of laughter.   
      
      The Hindus pray to monkeys and rats, they gain their spiritual bliss via   
   orgasm. The Catholics, Moslems and Sikhs all incorporate penises into the   
   architecture of their churches, mosques and temples. The male-dominated Sikhs   
   claim to be better than    
   the other male-dominated religions and cover their Amritsar temple penises in   
   gold, the beliefs are all worthy of laughter.   
      
      The Seventh-day Adventists claim to be God’s remnant church due to them   
   honoring God’s 4th Commandment, but they honor Catholic fertility rites that   
   are in opposition to God’s first three Commandments. Many of the Seventh-day   
   Adventist churches    
   are capped with miniature Egyptian obelisks (representations of penises), and   
   their esteemed prophet, Ellen G. White, has an Egyptian dink for a tombstone.   
   Ellen G. White believed that people should turn trees into decorated idols   
   with cheap ribbons    
   rather than with expensive ornaments. Like the Catholics, the Adventists   
   annually turn their churches and homes into pagan temples glorifying evergreen   
   trees, those Adventists who don’t are silent about those that do, and then   
   they continue to tithe to    
   this filthy church while closing their hearts to those people who face ongoing   
   psychiatric torture for daring to criticize their traditions. They proudly   
   pose for photographs while standing next to their decorated evergreen tree   
   Catholic idols. The    
   Seventh-day Adventist Church is a Catholic church, their members are sure to   
   be judged harshly.   
      
      The Jehovah Witnesses too proclaim themselves to be God’s remnant church   
   but they honor the false Catholic Sunday Sabbath, a violation of God’s 4th   
   Commandment. Roman Catholic’s killed an estimated 100 million people for   
   refusing to honor Sunday    
   as the Sabbath day, this is not an adequate reason to change God’s Sabbath   
   to Sunday. The Jehovah Witnesses were persecuted for failing to honor an   
   adequate number of Catholic rituals, just honoring Catholic Sunday didn’t   
   help them much. By honoring    
   the Catholic Sabbath, Jehovah Witnesses bow to the pope.   
      
      But by far, the funniest people of all are the Canadians… the Canadians   
   are members of assorted fertility cults, and they think themselves rich enough   
   to import members of alternative fertility cults and provide them with free   
   houses, even when they    
   want to enslave us and cut our heads off. The Canadians annually turned their   
   homes and entire cities in blinkin’ fertility tree temples and then imported   
   members of alternative fertility cults. Many of these fertility cults operate   
   by enslaving women    
   and forcing them to become baby factories who then pump out new little Hindu,   
   Islamic and Sikh soldiers. Canadians elected an Islamic prime minister who   
   then proceeded to flood Canada with Islamists, and during elections the   
   politicians all try to get    
   votes from the members of these foreign fertility cults. Canadians spend   
   millions of dollars having me tortured in an attempt to prevent the criticisms   
   of their pagan traditions, then annually spend billions turning their homes,   
   churches, stores and    
   entire cities into blinkin’ temples of fertility, then borrow money from   
   their children to build new torture facilities in North Battleford to shut   
   people up who don’t abide by their traditions. Start a carbon tax and rebate   
   the money back to large    
   Islamic families… to the families that have a free house for each wife, to   
   these largest families that consume the greatest amounts of fuel, food and   
   other resources. And make sure to cut down large swaths of forests each year   
   just so you may have a    
   tree to temporarily turn into a blinkin’ idol… while always assuring   
   yourselves that needlessly killing the trees and importing Islamists, Hindus   
   and Sikhs are acceptable sacrifices to God. Nobody cares that Scripture   
   repeatedly condemns turning    
   trees into decorated idols, all are certain that God accepts your pagan   
   sacrifices. It is not just worthy of laughter, the situation is absolutely   
   hilarious!!!   
      
      
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