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   PatB to All   
   Marine   
   18 Jul 18 07:23:31   
   
   XPost: alt.religion.christian.biblestudy, alt.religion.christian   
   roman-catholic, england.religion.misc   
   XPost: free.christians, hk.soc.religion.christianity   
   From: PBARKER002@woh.rr.com   
      
   One sunny day in 2018, an old man approached the White House from   
   across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench.   
      
   He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in   
   and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”   
   The Marine replied, “Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn’t   
   reside here.”   
      
   The old man said, “Okay,” and walked away.   
      
   The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to   
   the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President   
   Hillary Clinton”.   
      
   The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton   
   is not President and doesn’t reside here.”   
   The man thanked him and again walked away.   
      
   The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to   
   the very same Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with   
   President Hillary Clinton.”   
      
   The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man   
   and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here   
   asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I’ve told you already several times   
   that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn’t reside here. Don’t   
   you understand?”   
      
   The old man answered, “Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing   
   your answer!”   
      
   The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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