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|    18 Jul 18 07:23:31    |
      XPost: alt.religion.christian.biblestudy, alt.religion.christian       roman-catholic, england.religion.misc       XPost: free.christians, hk.soc.religion.christianity       From: PBARKER002@woh.rr.com              One sunny day in 2018, an old man approached the White House from       across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench.              He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in       and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”       The Marine replied, “Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn’t       reside here.”              The old man said, “Okay,” and walked away.              The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to       the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President       Hillary Clinton”.              The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton       is not President and doesn’t reside here.”       The man thanked him and again walked away.              The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to       the very same Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with       President Hillary Clinton.”              The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man       and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here       asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I’ve told you already several times       that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn’t reside here. Don’t       you understand?”              The old man answered, “Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing       your answer!”              The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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