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   David Dalton to All   
   Marriage blessings at Easter   
   30 Mar 24 01:10:06   
   
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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   The Pope probably would want to know the following.   
      
   I am the latest primary ootw (which I used to call avatar type)   
   and have a global region, partly due to the extent of the Internet.   
      
   Unlike Jesus, whose primary siddhi was healer special ability,   
   my primary siddhi is matchmaking. This ability has now been   
   granted to 1.55 million human assisted shaktipat recipients globally,   
   including all ordained to bishop level and some knowledgeable   
   and good individuals ordained to priest level.   
      
   Associated with my primary siddhi is some lore, namely my   
   Eight Sexual Harmonics matchmaking theory, summarized on   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/8H.html , which might prove   
   useful to other matchmakers. In that notation, the Pope is lesbianT.   
      
   Such matchmakers should be able to confirm the following:   
      
   There has been a split of homo sapiens globally into 55 species   
   in human species group, and matches must be within a species.   
   Some abusive relationships have been split across species   
   boundaries by God; the rest have been made optimally sexually   
   compatible, which will make them non-abusive.   
      
   Also 74% of committed relationships have been made optmally   
   sexually compatible. 18%, including all committed same sex   
   relationships (which are now more likely to stick), already were.   
   5% were partially sexually compatible (compatible, but less   
   than optimally compatible, and less likely to stick, and less   
   likely to be faithful) and remain so. 2% were deemed too   
   abusive and have been broken up by God. 1% were and   
   remain platonic possibly parenting friendship relationships,   
   in my notation gay--lesbian, which can be bridged by a   
   bim--bif couple, or straight-type-2-M--lesbian, which can   
   be bridged by a bif, or straight-type-2-F--gay, which can   
   be bridged by a bim (some others formerly in such platonic   
   partnerships are in the 74%).   
      
   I suggest that in future that ordained matchmakers screen   
   prospective Christian marriage partners for compatibility.   
      
   One ability that I have that the assisted shaktipat recipients   
   do not have is the ability to determine the special ability/ies   
   of others (including healer special ability, which I recently   
   said that e.g. Anglican minister Summer Gross has).   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   â€śAnd the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;   
   And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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