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|    David Dalton to All    |
|    Re: Marriage blessings at Easter    |
|    04 May 24 23:09:41    |
      88b22fa9       004226b8       XPost: alt.fan.countries.vatican-city, alt.cities.rome, soc.culture.italian       XPost: soc.culture.argentina, it.cultura.religioni       From: dalton@nfld.com              On Mar 30, 2024, David Dalton wrote       (in article<0001HW.2BB7C11600EC886870000459438F@news.eternal-september.org>):              > The Pope probably would want to know the following.       >       > I am the latest primary ootw (which I used to call avatar type)       > and have a global region, partly due to the extent of the Internet.       >       > Unlike Jesus, whose primary siddhi was healer special ability,       > my primary siddhi is matchmaking. This ability has now been       > granted to 1.55 million human assisted shaktipat recipients globally,       > including all ordained to bishop level and some knowledgeable       > and good individuals ordained to priest level.       >       > Associated with my primary siddhi is some lore, namely my       > Eight Sexual Harmonics matchmaking theory, summarized on       > https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/8H.html , which might prove       > useful to other matchmakers. In that notation, the Pope is lesbianT.       >       > Such matchmakers should be able to confirm the following:       >       > There has been a split of homo sapiens globally into 55 species       > in human species group, and matches must be within a species.       > Some abusive relationships have been split across species       > boundaries by God; the rest have been made optimally sexually       > compatible, which will make them non-abusive.       >       > Also 74% of committed relationships have been made optmally       > sexually compatible. 18%, including all committed same sex       > relationships (which are now more likely to stick), already were.       > 5% were partially sexually compatible (compatible, but less       > than optimally compatible, and less likely to stick, and less       > likely to be faithful) and remain so. 2% were deemed too       > abusive and have been broken up by God. 1% were and       > remain platonic possibly parenting friendship relationships,       > in my notation gay--lesbian, which can be bridged by a       > bim--bif couple, or straight-type-2-M--lesbian, which can       > be bridged by a bif, or straight-type-2-F--gay, which can       > be bridged by a bim (some others formerly in such platonic       > partnerships are in the 74%).       >       > I suggest that in future that ordained matchmakers screen       > prospective Christian marriage partners for compatibility.       >       > One ability that I have that the assisted shaktipat recipients       > do not have is the ability to determine the special ability/ies       > of others (including healer special ability, which I recently       > said that e.g. Anglican minister Summer Gross has).              It seems that the marriage blessings have come at       Orthodox Easter (at least in UTC/GMT).              Happy Orthodox Easter!              Note that if Beltane is defined as halfway between the spring       equinox and summer solstice, it is exactly 1158 UTC May 5, 2024.              So I am making one more attempt on alt.religion.druid in the       thread “late Beltane attempt/crone moon”. Check that thread       if you are interested, which I deem more likely if you notice       effects, such as improved sexual compatibility, and positive       charisma modulation of good individuals.              --       David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)       https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)       “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to       find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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