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   teslaStinker to David Dalton   
   Re: Marriage blessings at Easter   
   12 Jul 24 11:31:34   
   
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   From: truecatholicstaff@truecarpentry.org   
      
   freemasons are not popes.  They are nazis   
   So what you think is a pope, is the devil   
   Just like you are   
      
   On 3/29/2024 8:40 PM, David Dalton wrote:   
   > The Pope probably would want to know the following.   
   >   
   > I am the latest primary ootw (which I used to call avatar type)   
   > and have a global region, partly due to the extent of the Internet.   
   >   
   > Unlike Jesus, whose primary siddhi was healer special ability,   
   > my primary siddhi is matchmaking. This ability has now been   
   > granted to 1.55 million human assisted shaktipat recipients globally,   
   > including all ordained to bishop level and some knowledgeable   
   > and good individuals ordained to priest level.   
   >   
   > Associated with my primary siddhi is some lore, namely my   
   > Eight Sexual Harmonics matchmaking theory, summarized on   
   > https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/8H.html , which might prove   
   > useful to other matchmakers. In that notation, the Pope is lesbianT.   
   >   
   > Such matchmakers should be able to confirm the following:   
   >   
   > There has been a split of homo sapiens globally into 55 species   
   > in human species group, and matches must be within a species.   
   > Some abusive relationships have been split across species   
   > boundaries by God; the rest have been made optimally sexually   
   > compatible, which will make them non-abusive.   
   >   
   > Also 74% of committed relationships have been made optmally   
   > sexually compatible. 18%, including all committed same sex   
   > relationships (which are now more likely to stick), already were.   
   > 5% were partially sexually compatible (compatible, but less   
   > than optimally compatible, and less likely to stick, and less   
   > likely to be faithful) and remain so. 2% were deemed too   
   > abusive and have been broken up by God. 1% were and   
   > remain platonic possibly parenting friendship relationships,   
   > in my notation gay--lesbian, which can be bridged by a   
   > bim--bif couple, or straight-type-2-M--lesbian, which can   
   > be bridged by a bif, or straight-type-2-F--gay, which can   
   > be bridged by a bim (some others formerly in such platonic   
   > partnerships are in the 74%).   
   >   
   > I suggest that in future that ordained matchmakers screen   
   > prospective Christian marriage partners for compatibility.   
   >   
   > One ability that I have that the assisted shaktipat recipients   
   > do not have is the ability to determine the special ability/ies   
   > of others (including healer special ability, which I recently   
   > said that e.g. Anglican minister Summer Gross has).   
   >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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