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|    David Dalton to All    |
|    Re: confession divination ability    |
|    05 Dec 24 19:00:47    |
      32482f92       e131c4d6       XPost: talk.religion.newage, alt.religion.christian, alt.religio       .christian.roman-catholic       XPost: alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox, alt.religion.christianity       From: dalton@nfld.com              On Dec 5, 2024, David Dalton wrote       (in article<0001HW.2D0182EB001F056A700001E7538F@news.eternal-september.org>):              > As of 0615 UTC December 5, 2024, special abilities have       > evolved, and there is a new confession divination ability.       >       > I have special abilities determination ability and for now       > am offering free readings, so if you want me to determine       > your post-evolution special abilities, email me a picture       > of yourself or follow up with a link to one.       >       > Who has confession divination ability?       >       > 1. all those with a readings client base of at least 100, not       > including themself, as of the above time,       >       > 2. all those ordained to priest level or equivalent or higher,       >       > 3. forensic psychiatrists,       >       > 4. atheists in any of the following categories:       > (a) psychiatrists       > (b) psychotherapists       > (c) judges       > (d) prison wardens       > (e) police       > (f) secret service agents.       >       > Those with confession divination ability can meditate and       > intuit the best course of action for self or other, which       > I call a healing circle (also known as sentencing circle)       > prescription. Moreover, they can determine what portion       > of the h.c.p. is due to a given popthrough, such as the       > Jacob popthrough. (Note that the Jesus popthrough has       > not been applied yet but should be within the next day.)       > Of course multiple popthroughs may overlap. The one       > with confession divination ability can also intuit if the       > overall h.c.p. is “rubber stamped” by a deity to the one       > who the reading is for.              The Jesus popthrough was applied at 2227 UTC Dec.5, 2024.              It affects me since I have Jesus as a minor deity.              Note that the early waxing crescent is shaped like a curved sword.              --       David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)       https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)       “And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill; And the       hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand” (Ferron)              --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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