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   =?iso-8859-1?Q?=D6jevind_L=E5ng?= to All   
   =?iso-8859-1?Q?Re:_20_Questions_-_=D6jev   
   02 Sep 09 11:58:14   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.tolkien, rec.arts.books.tolkien   
   From: bredband.net@ojevind.lang   
      
   "Sean_Q_"  skrev i meddelandet   
   news:h7l65h$7ce$1@aioe.org...   
   > Öjevind Lång wrote:   
   >> OK - here's mine. The category is the vegetable kingdom.   
   >>   
   >> Öjevind   
   >   
   > Ok. Here's what we know so far, as of 12:10 Pacific Daylight Time,   
   > September 2, 2009:   
   >   
   > 1. It is a live tree.   
      
   Well - yes and no. OK, call me an Elf if you wish!   
      
   > 2. It is not a mallorn.   
      
   Check   
      
   > 3. It is one of the trees on my list.   
      
   Check   
      
   > 4. It is neither friendly nor hostile, but neutral.   
      
   Check   
      
   > 5. Its species can be found both in a forest and not in a forest.   
   > Meaning that an individual of this species (but not necessarily   
   > Öjevind's tree, which at our present level of understanding might   
   > be in a forest or might not be in a forest) might be found in   
   > a forest or isolated out on a plain, prairie, savanna, steppe,   
   > veldt, grassland, pampas, wold, meadow, plateau, Barrow Down,   
   > regular down, moor, desert, chaparral, outback, badland, sahel,   
   > tundra, barren, avalanche zone, lava field, meteor debris field,   
   > Desolation of Smaug, troll shaw, Elven picnic circle, sincere   
   > pumpkin patch, delta, reef, intertidal zone, swamp, marsh, fen,   
   > wetland, everglade, floodplain, alpine area, forest-fire site,   
   > brown land, buffalo paddock, armadillo reserve, Shannon airport,   
   > Norfolk Broads, Serengeti Ecosystem, pasturage, vale, dell,   
   > clearing, field, polder, foreshore land, manor, demesne, paddy,   
   > irrigated millet terrace, park, howe, boulevard, golf course,   
   > Quidditch arena, playing field of Eton, Waterloo battlesite,   
   > Dagorlag battlesite, Demilitarized Zone, Piccadilly Circus,   
   > Madison Square Garden, Red Square, Champs-Élysées, Rath Dinen,   
   > Pelennor Field, courtyard of the Houses of Healing or Sam   
   > Gamgee's veggie garden.   
      
   LOL - check.   
      
   > 6. Therefore can safely eliminate some of the items on my list such as   
   > known mallorns, Old Man Willow and The Angry Tree In the Old Forest   
   > Which Tried To Drop a Dead Branch On the Hobbits.   
      
   Check.   
      
   > We can also eliminate #31 because it isn't a tree at all,   
   > it's apparently Treebeard himself, and even if it were a tree Öjevind   
   > has ruled it out.   
      
   I'm still not sure that that tree is Treebeard, but whatever the case may   
   be, that tree is not the one I am referring to.   
      
   > Now here is the real interesting part. Consider this passage:   
   >   
   >   A little way beyond the battle-field they made their camp under   
   >   a spreading tree: it looked like a chestnut, and yet it still bore   
   >   many broad brown leaves of a former year, like dry hands with long   
   >   splayed fingers; they rattled mournfully in the night-breeze.   
   >   
   > This is a tree of unknown species. It *looked* like a chestnut, but   
   > might not have been. Whatever it was, it grew not in a forest, but on   
   > the Plains of Rohan; *near* -- but not *in* -- Fangorn Forest.   
   >   
   > This could not be Öjevind's tree. That's because there is not another   
   > tree of the exact species mentioned in the Trilogy, and Öjevind,   
   > even were he a professional sylvan botanist or an arboriculturalist,   
   > would have no way of knowing if this particular unknown tree type does   
   > grow in a forest, either in our world's or Tolkien's.   
   >   
   > By the same reasoning we can eliminate any other tree of unknown type,   
   > unless it explicitly appears at least twice in the story, of which once   
   > is in a forest and once isn't.   
   >   
   > This is not a question, guess, query or long shot.   
      
   Hm. It could be a tree of unknown type. That is to say, Tolkien never tells   
   us what species it belongs to.   
      
   Öjevind   
      
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