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   From: ojevind.lang@bredband.net   
      
   "Noel Q. von Schneiffel"  skrev i   
   meddelandet   
   news:c4828fc8-526d-43e6-bdac-a134ea2f68f7@z28g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...   
   > On Aug 6, 11:03 pm, "Baron M. Bogusz"  wrote:   
   >>   
   >> Meanvhile, my szekőnd, Derridina, requesztsz yoűr requirementsz asz tő   
   >> time, place, and chőice of weaponsz for the dűel vith evil kriminal   
   >> masztermind Ő. Láng.   
   >>   
   >> (She alsző kallsz the dűel a "LIK3 T0DLLY ST00PID MAL3 DOMINANC3   
   >> RITUAL THAT COM3S FR0M BAB00NSZ N I THINK W3 H0ULD JUST IR0NICALLY   
   >> UND3RCUT THIS PATRIARKAL CRAP.")   
   >   
   > I accept being Mr. Lång's second. I normally am not second to anyone   
   > except Morambar, but I will make an exception for the pure joy of   
   > seeing him beat up this squatter. "Baron" Bogusz? I bet he is not even   
   > Hungarian. He is a Moldovan immigrant who found a paper crown in his   
   > McDonalds Happy Meal and now thinks he is an aristocrat. He also   
   > didn't wash his fingers after the aforementioned meal and now makes   
   > little dirty stains above his letters when writing.   
   >   
   > I am not quite sure about my duties as a second, but I strongly   
   > suggest Tolkien books as weapons. Maybe the HoME I-XXII special   
   > edition, hardcover, 3677 pages, bound in real uintatherium leather? I   
   > have smacked many a heretic with this one myself.   
   >   
   > Noel   
      
   I happily accept your choice of weapons. I love beating people over the head   
   with Tolkien books. But can't we find something even more obscure than HoMe   
   I-XII? "The Books of Lost Tales", maybe?   
      
   Öjevind   
      
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