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   XPost: rec.arts.books.tolkien, alt.fan.tolkien   
   From: ojevind.lang@bredband.net   
      
   "Baron M. Bogusz"  skrev i meddelandet   
   news:219bf8d4-550c-4c32-bbd9-ffc2e60a3e39@j8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...   
      
   > On Aug 9, 4:23 am, Öjevind Lång  wrote:   
   >> "Noel Q. von Schneiffel"  skrev i   
   >> meddelandetnews:c4828fc8-526d-43e6-bdac-a134ea2f68f7@z28g2000   
   qh.googlegroups.com...   
      
   [snip]   
      
   >> > I accept being Mr. Lång's second. I normally am not second to anyone   
   >> > except Morambar, but I will make an exception for the pure joy of   
   >> > seeing him beat up this squatter. "Baron" Bogusz? I bet he is not even   
   >> > Hungarian. He is a Moldovan immigrant who found a paper crown in his   
   >> > McDonalds Happy Meal and now thinks he is an aristocrat. He also   
   >> > didn't wash his fingers after the aforementioned meal and now makes   
   >> > little dirty stains above his letters when writing.   
   >>   
   >> > I am not quite sure about my duties as a second, but I strongly   
   >> > suggest Tolkien books as weapons. Maybe the HoME I-XXII special   
   >> > edition, hardcover, 3677 pages, bound in real uintatherium leather? I   
   >> > have smacked many a heretic with this one myself.   
   >>   
   >> > Noel   
   >>   
   >> I happily accept your choice of weapons. I love beating people over the   
   >> head   
   >> with Tolkien books. But can't we find something even more obscure than   
   >> HoMe   
   >> I-XII? "The Books of Lost Tales", maybe?   
   >   
   > I dő nott think they are very obscűre. Doűbtlessz even this von   
   > Sníffel has read them, and hiz knowledgy isz at leaszt a dekade behind   
   > the timezs.   
   >   
   > I alszó dő nott know why yőű make thisz perszon yoűr szekond. He isz   
   > nott gentlemán. I have my lackeysz go to the deszert and beat hím űp   
   > for hisz laszt inszult.   
   >   
   > The őbligationsz of a szekond are:   
   >   
   > determine a szuitable field of honoűr; check that the weapőnsz are   
   > equal and that the dűel isz fair; make sűre the rulezs are follőwed;   
   > and try tő achieve recőnciliation.   
   >   
   > Ve muszt decide asz well the time of the del, and when to end the   
   > kombat. Shőuld it be:   
   >   
   > to first bloőd;   
   > until őne man is physzically űnable to cőntinue the duel;   
   > tő the death;   
   > or ve kan have a pisztol duel, wherein each party woűld fire one shőt.   
   > That vill nott vork vith thesze volűmesz, thoűgh.   
      
   We shall fight until the entire landscape is covered in blood! If necessary,   
   we'll buy plasma bags from the hospitals and pig's blood from the abattoirs.   
      
   Öjevind   
      
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