Introducing "Monster in a Box ~ by Hunter Reon Barnes"   
   (do it yourself organogenesis kit)   
   ... ONLY $9,999.95 ... kit includes:   
   * plastic snapware box   
   * bottle of mass amino complex (does not include thymine or uricil)   
   * bottle of pure water   
   * bottle of thymine (isolated)   
   * bottle of uricil (isolated)   
   * small container of apple cider vinegar (for electricity if growing monster   
   without light)   
   **(package is 100% dna/rna/protein free)   
   ...simply mix everything together in the bucket dropping a few drips of   
   thymine and uricil in opposing corners of the box.   
   ** varience of organic life generated and ribosome specifics dependent upon   
   environmental condition.   
   ..and if anyone actually starts buying these..   
   Available Monster in a Box expansion packs (100% dna/rna/protien free):   
   * skeletal boost ~ $497.95   
   * brains w/beating hearts cerebro/nerve boost ~ $787.95   
   * protomuscular boost ~ $1,200   
   * riboxyimmuno boost ~ $400   
   ..and of course...   
   Available Monster in a Box cheat mods (contain trace dna/rna/protien):   
   * 1cc plantmonster mod #1 (bird piss formula) ~ $430   
   * 1cc plantmonster mod #2 (fish piss formula) ~ $40   
   * 3mg plantmonster mod #3 (wormpoo formula) ~ $60   
   * 300mg meatmonster mod #1 (slimjim formula) ~ $1,200   
   * 250mg meatmonster mod #2 (intellifreak formula) ~ $3,400   
   ** generating organic life that has to understand reality or think to any   
   extent may be illegal in some states *** , ..but there isn't a single   
   individual in those states actually complient.   
   **** Monster in a Box, Expansion Packs, and Cheat Mods are intended for   
   educational and entertainment purposes (non-industrial/non-commercial) only,   
   etc... all rights reserved.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)