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   Stanislaus Stewart to All   
   How Trump has made America Great again.:   
   20 Feb 17 20:46:06   
   
   From: merve@att.net   
      
   Taken from Facebook   
      
   Trump is actually making America great again. Just look at the progress   
   made since the election:   
      
   1. Unprecedented levels of ongoing civic engagement.   
   2. Millions of Americans now know who their state and federal   
   representativesare without having to google.   
   3. Millions of Americans are exercising more. They're holding signs and   
   marching every week.   
   4. Alec Baldwin is great again. Everyone's forgotten he's kind of a jerk.   
   5. The Postal Service is enjoying the influx cash due to stamps   
   purchased by millions of people for letter and postcard campaigns.   
   6. Likewise, the pharmaceutical industry is enjoying record growth in   
   sales of anti-depressants.   
   7. Millions of Americans now know how to call their elected officials   
   and know exactly what to say to be effective.   
   8. Footage of town hall meetings is now entertaining.   
   9. Tens of millions of people are now correctly spelling words like   
   emoluments, narcissist, fascist, misogynist, holocaust and cognitive   
   dissonance.   
   10. Everyone knows more about the rise of Hitler than they did last year.   
   11. Everyone knows more about legislation, branches of power and how   
   checks and balances work.   
   12. Marginalized groups are experiencing a surge in white allies.   
   13. White people in record numbers have just learned that racism is not   
   dead. (See #6)   
   14. White people in record numbers also finally understand that   
   Obamacare IS the Affordable Care Act.   
   15. Stephen Colbert's "Late Night" finally gained the elusive #1 spot in   
   late night talk shows.   
   16. "Mike Pence" has donated millions of dollars to Planned Parenthood   
   since Nov. 9th.   
   17. Melissa FREAKING McCarthy.   
   18. Travel ban protesters put $24 million into ACLU coffers in just 48   
   hours, enabling them to hire 200 more attorneys. Lawyers are now heroes.   
   19. As people seek veracity in their news sources, respected news   
   outlets are happily reporting a substantial increase in subscriptions, a   
   boon to a struggling industry vital to our democracy.   
   20. Live streaming court cases and congressional sessions are now as   
   popular as the Kardashians.   
   21. Massive cleanup of facebook friend lists.   
   22. People are reading classic literature again. Sales of George   
   Orwell's "1984" increased by 10,000% after the inauguration. (Yes, that   
   is true. 10,000%. 9th grade Lit teachers all over the country are now   
   rock stars.)   
   23. More than ever before, Americans are aware that education is   
   important. Like, super important.   
   24. Now, more than anytime in history, everyone believes that anyone can   
   be President. Seriously, anyone.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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