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   From: bksherman@twitter.com   
      
   CHAPPAQUA, NY—In a recent interview from her wine cellar this   
   week, Hillary Clinton revealed some of her favorite methods for   
   dealing with stress.  "Being the president is an extremely   
   stressful job," she told reporters. "Since I am the president, I   
   have to deal with anxiety on a regular basis. One way to calm my   
   nerves is with a good, old-fashioned assassination. Of course, I   
   would never do such a thing, but If I did do something like,   
   say, killing Jeffery Epstein, it would be a great way to cope   
   with the demands of my very important job. Ok, I killed Epstein.   
   I needed to do it to manage my anxieties. I feel bad about it.   
   HAHAHAHAHAHA!"   
      
   Hillary bemoaned the fact that since she isn't allowed in the   
   White House or situation room for some reason, she no longer has   
   access to handy tools like drones or Treadstone super-soldiers.   
   "Sometimes," she said, "I have to settle for watching that   
   prison assassination scene from Breaking Bad over a bottle of   
   wine! Can you imagine? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"   
      
   Let it be known that The Babylon Bee proudly supports everything   
   Hillary Clinton does and we are glad she is our president. She   
   is a wonderful leader and we would never do anything to ever   
   upset her in any way.  We are also not suicidal.   
      
   https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-says-epstein-   
   assassination-was-to-manage-anxiety   
       
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)