XPost: alt.adjective, alt.archaeology   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   wot rhymes with orange ( juice )   
   +++   
      
   fuckhead   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i'll give ya somethin if ya can give me   
   a word that rhymes with orange   
      
      
      
   just fuck off   
      
   +++   
      
      
   some ppl arent worth singin to   
      
   +++   
      
      
   this is a fact of life   
      
   +++   
      
      
   like th fuckhead who walks up   
   when ya got a guitar in yur hand   
   and goes   
      
   so ya can play an E   
   how impressive   
      
      
   im not a guitar player   
   i havent got a guitar ego   
      
   but i've seen you come and do it to someone who can play   
   who still wont play for you   
      
      
   you never will get it   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "why dont you get a real job ?"   
   why dont you become attractive and develop   
   a personality   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   fuckhead   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   not tellin him about those two blonde chicks on ekkies   
   who blew thru half hour ago   
      
   kissin my hand and just   
   oozin all over th sidewalk   
      
      
   i guess i can put up with a few fuckheads for that   
      
   +++   
      
      
   sometimes   
   round five am   
   when it's gettin slow   
      
   th crowd disappearin from th clubs   
   and goin home   
      
   we   
   that is th other buskers and i   
   talk about th mad ppl we've met all night   
      
      
   specially when we had th kickin buskers jam   
   runnin every sunday morning   
      
   ah   
   it was a golden age   
      
      
      
   till th next coupel of hot chicks   
   come up   
   start boogyin   
   stop   
      
      
   and dance their little hearts out   
      
      
   makes me wet   
   specially when im drumming   
      
   +++   
      
   i think   
      
   no matter what ya do   
   there's always be one   
      
   fuckhead   
      
   just one of those things   
      
   +++   
      
      
   balance for th good stuff   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   i played drums with a pretty girl for half an hour   
   said my apologies   
   i have to leave   
   and went to mount th unicycle   
      
   "i didnt know you were the unicycle man"   
      
      
   <<< smile >>>   
      
   +++   
      
      
   im learnin how to play trumpet again   
   you know   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   go hard freestyler   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   land surfer dude   
      
   +++   
      
      
   p.s.   
      
      
   "suck my string"   
      
   jenny   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "hey i've been gay, straight and bi"   
   "all in th space of five minutes"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   you will sing to ppl who are fucked out of their brains   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   "you see th crying lesbians th other night ?"   
   yeah i did   
      
   "how many guys tried their luck ?"   
   bout seven   
      
      
   "hmmm"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   dunno about you   
   but i find it hard to sing background to th flamenco guitar   
   with crying lesbians in th background   
      
      
   just seems cracked   
      
   +++   
      
      
   shoulda sung at her   
   and asked if she was wet   
   maybe they would of fucked off quicker   
      
   replaced by a  coupl of straight girls on th bench anyway   
      
   "paulie"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "and a gay guy"   
   hey it's th valley   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "fuck it"   
   "there must be some bicycle racing on telly"   
      
   i'll put a brick thru it   
   "that's got im moving"   
      
      
   "later bye..."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)