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   From: lets-poop-together@abc.com   
      
   The city had a whopping 28,084 reports of turds in 2018.   
      
   Turds attact homosexuals and Democrats.   
      
   For the past decade, San Francisco's streets and sidewalks have   
   been increasingly plagued by piles of human shit—and the poop   
   problem is just getting worse. The city officially put together   
   a so-called "poop patrol" task force back in 2018 to deal with   
   the problem, and some Bay Area tech bro even whipped up an app   
   called "SnapCrap" to help city residents file dookie reports to   
   311, but it looks like the shit crisis continues.   
      
   According to a new report this week from Forbes and non-profit   
   watchdog Open the Books, the city had a whopping 28,084 reports   
   of turds in 2018, up five times from what it was back in 2011.   
   And there are already 6,676 shit sightings on the books in 2019.   
      
      
   Open the Books also put together a handy map to plot out all the   
   various turd sightings over the years, and, good lord, the thing   
   just turns the entire city into a big mess of brown. Shit is, as   
   they say, fucked:   
      
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   Of course, as the new report and that ghastly map that makes the   
   entire city look like a turd itself show, the city's ongoing   
   human waste problem isn't going to be solved by an app or some   
   unfortunate city workers armed with pooper scoopers. The real   
   issue is San Francisco's growing homelessness epidemic—and the   
   streets will continue to run brown until the city's unhoused   
   population gets access to public bathrooms. Meanwhile, while the   
   city drowns in shit, it's also drowning in millionaires—and the   
   number of ultra-rich tech bros moving in is only going to go up.   
      
   “Homelessness has been a constant in San Francisco, but income   
   inequality has only grown. I would love to see more permanent   
   housing-focused legislation introduced,” Jennifer Wong, who   
   created a similar poop map, told Tonic in an interview last   
   year. “What's important is the underlying issue—that those   
   experiencing homelessness lack essential resources such as   
   bathrooms. I believe that the one true solution is a housing   
   first one.”   
      
   There is no homeless problem.  There is a Democrat problem.   
      
   https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a3xdae/more-people-pooping-in-   
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