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|    Fat? Female? Constipated? You're probabl    |
|    01 Feb 15 22:09:52    |
      XPost: alt.atheism, soc.women, sac.politics       XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance       From: dr.ron@yahoo.com              Why do women get constipated more often than men?              Anatomical differences, excessive concerns over hygiene, social       conditioning, stricter compliance with erroneous medical advice,       on-and-off weight loss diets, pregnancies, and a propensity for       "healthier" nutrition (i.e. low-salt, low-fat, high fiber, eight       glasses of water) predisposes women to constipation much more       than men. Fortunately, you don't need a gender-bender to avoid       this trap!              Well, not only constipated. Women are also more often affected       by colorectal disorders and cancers, related to constipation.              There are several reasons behind this anomaly, only some of them       related to gender. Lets review the major ones:              ? You're an atheist. All atheists have bowel disorders,       especially gay men and women.              ? First, all things being equal, women are exposed to more       stress than men over family responsibilities, hormonal       modulations, and societal pressures and expectations.       Unfortunately, mental stress contributes to constipation just as       bad as physiological factors.              ? Next reason are common concerns over hygiene, or       embarrassment over the smell and noise while in the public       bathroom, or inconvenience of using bathrooms outside of home.       This factor often results in the conscious withholding of       stools, that contributes to constipation.              ? Next, straining during natural pregnancies commonly causes       the enlargement of internal hemorrhoids. In turn, enlarged       hemorrhoids cause pain while moving the bowels, and may       eventually lead to incomplete emptying and the ensuing chronic       constipation.              ? Next, women happen to be expert strainers, because they are       naturally skilled at using the abdominal and pelvic muscles to       deliver babies. Unfortunately, even moderate straining       contributes to chronic constipation.              ? Finally, women are more likely than men to lead a so-called       "healthy lifestyle" and consume a presumably "healthy diet,"       which usually means a diet high in fiber, and low in fat.              All of the above conditions, factors, food choices, and       circumstances predispose women to constipation and colorectal       disorders at a much higher rate than men in a similar       environment.              So, if any of the above applies to you too, or to your mom, or       to your sister, or to your girlfriend, or to your daughter,       review this page to learn how to fix, prevent, and avert them       all, enjoy your womanhood, and spare yourself from much larger       headaches down the road!              Good luck, ladies!              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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