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|    12 Feb 15 13:50:38    |
      From: gone.bananas517@gmail.com               Ed Conrad contacted us to say he had the date wrong       when he wrote that original newspaper column, "How to Get       Your Guardian Angel's Name."               He said it actually appeared on Easter Sunday in 2002,       not on Easter Sunday in 1982.               Granted, Ed didn't miss by much but -- Let's face it --       it still was an error.               So we'll have to do it all over again.               ==============               After my newspaper column -- "How to Get Your Guardian       Angel's Name" -- appeared in the Hazleton (Pa.) Standard-       Speaker on Easter Sunday in 2002, the reaction from readers       was by far the greatest I have ever experienced in my entire       newspaper career.               This is that original column -- every word true -- and       then you can read my follow-up column based on the reaction       to the first one.              https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad/GVMHWR8ENt8               THE FOLLOW-UP COLUMN               YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL JUST A WHISPER AWAY               George Fetchko went to a wake the other night and was astonished       that he was more popular than the corpse.               "People at the viewing were coming up to me and asking about       my Guardian Angel," said George, a Standard-Speaker composing room       employee for decades.               George admitted it was a bit embarrassing getting so much attention       but had to tell everyone how he learned his Guardian Angel's name: Adam.               He said one person at the wake revealed that he tried it, too, and       also came hit the jackpot.               Fetchko is just one of many folks who tried the simple experiment       by politely asking his or her Guardian Angel's name before falling       asleep.               The response to the column I wrote on Easter Sunday has been quite       remarkable, to say the least.               For example, Mrs. Theresa Sporay of McAdoo excitedly phoned to say       she had asked -- and received -- the name Stephen, and said she couldn't       be more pleased.               "In fact, I was SO excited that I called my daughter in Philadelphia       Monday morning and told her," she said. "She told me, 'Mom, I'm going       to try it,' then phoned me back early Tuesday morning and told me       her Guardian Angel's name is Michael.               "Then my sister came over -- she tried it, too -- and came up with       Gabriel."               Mrs. Sporay kiddingly added that the phenomena is bound to grow and       row "because it now has hit Philly."               All these people had to do to get their Guardian Angel's name was       simply request it when they went to bed -- not necessarily on bended       knee.               There need be no formal manner, just a request -- in a nice way --       as if talking to your best friend.               Wendy Naprava, our advertising representative, went out to make her       rounds one morning this week and was all aglow upon her return to       the office.               She said not one, not two, not three but four of the people -- all       women -- she called on told her they learned their Guardian Angel's       names.               Respectively, the names were Frederick, Adrian, Catherine and Lucy.               The reaction is about the same in no matter what direction we've turned.               Francine Mehalshick of Hazleton, the genial postmaster at the Broad       Street sub-station, didn't read the original article but learned about       it two days later.               She tried it that night and -- Bingo! -- Gabriel.               "The incredible thing is that the next night I asked my Guardian       Angel if he could tell me the name of my husband Frank's Guardian       Angel.               "I awoke in the morning with the name Jason all over the place,"       said Francine. "I couldn't get Jason out of my head."               On and on it went.               In District Magistrate William Slezosky's office in Mahanoy City,       for example, Victoria (Vicci) Brown of Shenandoah Heights was quite       excited. She had read the article and was a bit skeptical that it       would work.               She said it indeed worked and learned her Guardian Angel's name       is Ella.               "And I don't know any Ella's," she said. "Only Ella Fitzgerald       (the famous singer)."               Over at the First Federal Bank on Broad Street, three of the       tellers gleefully reported they had hit the jackpot.              Michelle Sobolowski came up with Ryan, Sharon Cicioni with Chi Chi       and Linda Mantush with Austin.               The tellers reported that some customers are casually mentioning       having tried the experiment and said it works.               Sobolowski said a Patti from an accounting office next door to the       bank told her she learned her Guardian Angel's name is Abigail.               "And Patti told me she never even knows -- or knew -- an Abigail,"       she said.               Complete strangers have been calling the Standard-Speaker,       conveying the good news.               Vicki Gennaro of McAdoo, who works here, said a member of her family       tried the experiment and came up with Charles.               She said it was even more fascinating because he had asked for his       full name and got a glimpse of his Guardian Angel's last name as well,       also being informed that he had been a cartoonist.               The beat goes on and on!               Kristen Tragus of Lost Creek, who works for a nursing agency, was       delighted when she came up with Hannah.               Over in Beaver Meadows, a wife reported that she is a bit saddened       because she tried it and came up empty-handed -- this happens.               However, she revealed that her husband, Michael, tried it and learned       his Guardian Angel's name is Rose.               It was just another case of a man learning his Guardian Angel has       a woman's name.               Longtime and newly retired Standard-Speaker ad man Jack Davis excitedly       phoned to report that he came up with Angeline.               A female member of the S-S advertising department - shy about having       her name used -- said she keeps forgetting to try the experiment but       happily reported that her husband tried it and came up with the name       Mary.               She was asked how he felt, getting a woman's name.               She said he was happy and told her he knew a wonderful, kind, old       woman named Mary who was a neighbor while he was growing up in       Freeland.               She said he wonders - just wonders -- if his Guardian Angel just       might be her.              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1mQT1u_45I               ==============               IF YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY LUCKY, YOU MAY GET CLARENCE              https://thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/its_a_       onderful_life_3.jpg               ==============              This heartwarming message has been brought to you by:              http://www.edconrad.org              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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