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   Checkmate, DoW #1  wrote:   
      
   > > > Vote Trump!   
   > >   
   > > If you want a nuclear holocaust.   
   >   
   > "Better to burn out, than fade away..."   
      
   Yes, we all will go together when we go.   
      
   #   
   When you attend a funeral   
   It is sad to think that sooner or   
   Later those you love will do the same for you   
   And you may have thought it tragic   
   (Not to mention other adjec-   
   -tives) to think of all the weeping they will do   
   But don't you worry   
      
   No more ashes, no more sackcloth   
   And an arm band made of black cloth   
   Will some day nevermore adorn a sleeve   
   For if the bomb that drops on you   
   Gets your friends and neighbors too   
   There'll be nobody left behind to grieve   
      
   And we will all go together when we go   
   What a comforting fact that is to know   
   Universal bereavement -   
   An inspiring achievement!   
   Yes, we all will go together when we go   
      
   We will all go together when we go   
   All suffused with an incandescent glow   
   No one will have the endurance   
   To collect on his insurance   
   Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go   
      
   Oh we will all fry together when we fry   
   We'll be French-fried potatoes by-and-by   
   There will be no more misery   
   When the world is our rotisserie   
   Yes, we all will fry together when we fry   
      
   Down by the old maelstrom   
   There'll be a storm before the calm   
      
   And we will all bake together when we bake   
   There'll be nobody present at the wake   
   With complete participation   
   In that grand incineration   
   Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak   
      
   Oh we will all char together when we char   
   And let there be no moaning of the bar   
   Just sing out a Te Deum   
   When you see that ICBM   
   And the party will be come-as-you-are   
      
   Oh, we will all burn together when we burn   
   There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn   
   When it's time for the fallout   
   And Saint Peter calls us all out   
   We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn   
      
   You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas   
   Go directly, do not pass 'GO', do not collect two hundred dollars   
      
   And we will all go together when we go   
   Every Hottentot and every Eskimo   
   When the air becomes uraneous   
   We will all go simultaneous   
   Yes, we all will go together   
   When we all go together   
   Yes we all will go together when we go   
   #   
            ~~ Tom Lehrer   
      
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