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   Cloud Ten II   
      
   Daniel wandered into ValDan offices in Danielphon.  Gemstone had the   
   typewriter out again, and was examining it.   
      
   â€˜Shouldn’t that typewriter be downstairs a bit?  Is Valandriel hiring it   
   or something?’   
      
   â€˜Yes boss,’ replied Gemstone, still looking at the typewriter.   
      
   â€˜What, are you trying to memorize all its details or something?’ asked   
   Daniel.   
      
   â€˜Yes boss,’ replied Gemstone.   
      
   â€˜To what end?’ asked Daniel.   
      
   â€˜This is a product produced by MikeCorp.  Michael the Archangel’s   
   company,’ said Gemstone.   
      
   Daniel came over and flipped over the typewriter.  ‘Yep.  You are write.  A   
   MikeCorp product.  Produced in the 23rd century.  What of it?’   
      
   â€˜MikeCorp has risen on the stock exchange in recent months.  They are   
   selling this brand quite well.  I’m looking at it to determine his   
   secrets.’   
      
   â€˜We buy quality product,’ said Daniel. ‘We don’t always need a Word   
   Processor.  This typewriter works well as a typewriter, and is good for office   
   use.  The keystroking flows smoothly, and it doesn’t type the line till the   
   end of the line, when    
   you hit return.  It’s a quality electric typewriter.  We buy MIkeCorp   
   product if it is up to scratch.’   
      
   â€˜Should you support the competition?’ asked Gemstone.  ‘Shouldn’t we   
   buy just from our own companies?’   
      
   â€˜Life doesn’t work as an island,’ said Daniel.  ‘We’re not trying to   
   put down the competition.  We believe in traditional market policies in ValDan   
   and DanVal.  The market most usually impartially purchases the best product at   
   the best price,    
   and our official policies with all our company is to follow standard market   
   philosophy.  We don’t allow grudges, axes ground, or any favouritism.  We   
   impartially buy the best product at the right price.  It doesn’t always mean   
   we buy top of the line â   
   €“ it all depends on the budgeting we maintain.  But we don’t discriminate   
   in the marketplace.  In covenantalism one of the key thoughts is that we allow   
   those of the lesser covenant just as much free access to our market, as they   
   have a perfect right    
   to compete freely and fairly.  So not with Israel, or anyone, will we   
   discriminate in general products.  Cultural items are treated separately.  The   
   individual chooses what they favour culturally.  But technology, food and most   
   industries of non-cultural    
   material are treated merely for the best product at the best price mentality.    
   It’s our primary policy.  We’ve always stuck to it and always will.    
   We’re pretty sure we’ve prospered for so long because we are fair and   
   impartial. We’re not going    
   to change that philosophy.’   
      
   â€˜I see,’ said Gemstone.  ‘Ok.  Do you have that policy written out   
   anywhere.  I’d like to read it and think it over.’   
      
   â€˜Sure,’ said Daniel.  ‘See Valandriel.  ‘He has a copy of certain   
   documents which he will probably allow you to read now.  You have my   
   permission, but you’ll need his also.’   
      
   â€˜Thanks boss,’ replied Gemstone.   
      
   Daniel looked at the typewriter, gave it a stroke, acknowledging its quality,   
   and went off to the rest of his days activities.’   
      
   *   *   *   *   *   
      
   â€˜Cobra Kai,’ said Michael.  ‘I’m joining Cobra Kai.’   
      
   â€˜They’ll kick your Jewish Butt back to castle Zion,’ said Chandler.   
      
   â€˜His b grade Jewish butt also,’ said Gabriel.  ‘He has no idea.  Wanting   
   to get Daniel San back for his humiliation in the 44th Arc.  The most   
   dishonourable one taught him a lesson, and his grudge has finally surfaced.’   
      
   â€˜Nonsense and Poppycott.  We’re making advances in Eternya, and I have   
   reclaimed my slot in the Realm.  I sit pretty in the foundation of Zaphon most   
   days, were Nimorel comes in and gives me herbal tea, and I drink it, and I   
   rule the world as the    
   foundational overseer, doing all I should do, as God righteously commandeth   
   me.  The Cobra Kai will simply sharpen up my dedication to administration.’   
      
   â€˜Admin?  That is the new spiel is it?’ queried Chandler.   
      
   â€˜Dedication to administration.  I have done three degrees recently   
   sharpening up my skills in this area.  God needs perpetual administrators to   
   run things and keep them organized.  He wants dedication.  ValDan’s primary   
   work is based on a spirit of    
   dedication.  They commit to their projects and stick with them.  I’ve worked   
   that out, and that God blesses it, so the primary work of Overseer Number One   
   was admin for the most part to start with, so I shall not be lukewarm and now   
   commit to what Theo    
   has probably mocked me for not committing to for so long.’   
      
   â€˜Then commit to doing the same study degree once every Mega,’ said   
   Chandler.  ‘Give the throneroom that vow.’   
      
   Michael looked at Chandler, then picked up some Doritos and dipped one in some   
   dip and ate it.  ‘I take my vows seriously, dude.  Life can change.’   
      
   â€˜Which is why God blesses ValDan, who commit to being constants in the flux   
   of life.’   
      
   â€˜Constants,’ repeated Michael.   
      
   â€˜Like the Rainbow,’ said Chandler. ‘They don’t really worry about the   
   flux.  They commit and impose their eternal dedication to their company and   
   principle regardless.’   
      
   â€˜I see,’ said Michael, munching on his doritos.   
      
   â€˜So master that,’ said Gabriel.  ‘And the dinosaur wrestling is due next   
   Friday.  It’s all sorted.’   
      
   â€˜Indeed,’ said Michael, but his mind was on constants philosophy.   
      
   *   *   *   *   *   
      
   â€˜Mikey Dyke is solidifying,’ said Valandriel.  ‘He might have gone from   
   27 IQ points t 28.’   
      
   â€˜We’ve conjectured on that possibility,’ said Daniel.  ‘Theoretically   
   it was always possible.’   
      
   â€˜Should we be concerned?’ queried Valandriel.   
      
   â€˜Consider the life of the dung beetle,’ started Daniel.  ‘It deals with   
   a lot of shit.  At the heart of our Judayizing Elitist Bigoted Jewish   
   Archangelic Overlord is the meaning of being a love bug.  So, like the dung   
   beetle, he’s going to deal    
   with a lot of shit.  Broken hearts will crave his tender ministries, and   
   he’ll be lost in devotion to their needs and want and desires for the rest   
   of the duration.  We need not fear Jehovah’s favourite servant.  He has no   
   idea.  Same stock in Jeebie    
   Beebus.  I love you, he says.  Two fools born a minute.’   
      
   â€˜They compete,’ said Valandriel.  ‘Regardless.’   
      
   â€˜Life is competition,’ said Daniel.  ‘The key to success is not to   
   compete.’   
      
   Valandriel looked at him.  ‘The key to competition is not to compete?’   
      
      
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